A Newcastle United quiz

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The Ultimate Newcastle United Quiz

Are you a true Newcastle United fan? Put your knowledge to the test with our comprehensive quiz that covers all things Toon! From legendary players to unforgettable matches, this quiz is designed to challenge even the most passionate supporters.

Join fellow fans and see how well you know the Magpies by answering questions about:

  • Club history
  • Famous players
  • Iconic moments
  • Managerial statistics
37 Questions9 MinutesCreated by CheeringMagpie42
How many goals did Shola Ameobi score in all competitions for the Toon in his 312 appearances?
82
53
75
41
How many times has The Mackem Slayer Shola Ameobi scored against Sunderland in the league?
10
7
4
6
Which of these naughty boys has collected the most league red cards for NUFC?
Joey Barton
Andy Carroll
Steven Taylor
Fabricio Coloccini
Against which team did Newcastle record their record premier league win?
Aston Villa
Ipswich
Swindon Town
Sheffield Wednesday
Who was the shirt sponsor in 2001?
NTL
Northern Rock
Newcastle Brown Ale
Wonga
How many NUFC managers have also managed England?
1
2
3
4
According to the popular chant. What would NUFC fans permit former captain Fabricio Coloccini to do?
Come round for tea
Borrow their car
Shag their wives
Practice taking penalties against the garden shed
Who has scored the most goals in one season for NUFC?
Andy Cole
Demba Ba
Alan Shearer
Andy Carroll
Complete the chant: "Who's that team we call United?..."
Who's that team we all adore?
Who's that team we all support?
Who's that team in black and white?
Who's that team we call the Magpies?
Of all our shite managers, who has the lowest win percentage?
Joe Kinnear
John Carver
Schteve McLaren
Ruud Gullit
Of all these things which happened, which was the final straw between NUFC and Nile Ranger, leading him to leave the club "by mutual consent"
Caught on CCTV hitting a female companion round the face 3 times.
Getting charged with rape
Charged with criminal damage and ordered to pay a fine after smashing up a taxi
Spelling his own name out in £20 notes in a response to a critical fan on Twitter
Only one of these football grounds has a bigger capacity than St James Park, which one?
Anfield
Villa Park
Stamford Bridge
King Power Stadium
Which is correct?
Haway the lads!
Howay the lads!
Come on boys!
Play up chaps!
Warren Barton's shirt number + Yohan Cabaye's shirt number + Rondon's shirt number =
16
20
15
21
What did Alan Pardew do in an away game at Hull in 2014?
An embarrassing little dance when we scored
Kissed Mike Ashley
Headbutted a player
Body slammed a mascot
How many times (as of March 2020) has Steve Bruce been relegated from the Premier League as a manager.
1
2
3
4
In the detective novel 'Striker!' by Steve Bruce what is the name of the main character?
Chief Inspector Ham
Special Agent Bruce
Steve Bowles
Steve Barnes
What did Mike Ashley try to change the name of St James' Park to?
The Sports Direct Arena
The Sports Direct Stadium
Fat Mike's Discount Megastore
House of Fraser
How many Newcastle United players were in the England World Cup squad in 1990
0
1
2
3
How many Newcastle United players were in the England squad for Euro '96
0
1
2
3
How many Newcastle United players went to the 2010 World Cup? (All national teams included)
1
3
5
7
What does the Newcastle United motto translate as?
Winning through honour
Triumphing by brave defense
Excellence and achievement
Lets smash these, they're shite
Only one of these things is older than Newcastle United, but which one?
The first gasoline powered motorcar
Tower Bridge in London
King Edward VIII
The Statue of Liberty
What does Shola Ameobi have in his house?
A light up table and a cupboard full of hats
A framed shirt signed by Sammy Ameobi
A heart shaped spinning bed and mirrored ceiling
A slide leading into a ball pool full of black and white plastic balls
What song is played at St James Park when the players walk out onto the pitch?
Fields of Gold by Sting
Local Hero by Mark Knopfler
Crocodile Shoes by Jimmy Nail
Lets Get Ready To Rumble by PJ and Duncan
Who is the shortest?
Jetro Willems
DeAndre Yedlin
Matt Ritchie
Matty Longstaff
Who is the tallest?
Martin Dubravka
Jamaal Lascelles
Joelinton
Andy Carroll
What is Joelinton's full name?
Joelinton Antonio Junior de Casa
Joelinton Eduardo Louis de Lima
Joelinton Julio Geordio de Limpo
What did Steven Taylor have stitched into his boots?
Newcastle 5 - 1 Sunderland
The Butterfly catcher
The Stamp collector
The Trainspotter
What did Les Ferdinand admit to doing when he was a youth player at Wimbledon
Breaking into the set of Teletubbies and trying on the Tinky Winky costume
Sneaking into the set Robot Wars to break the controls to Sir Killalot
Helping a few people over the wall to smash up the Blue Peter garden
Holding the doors closed to BBC television centre until they'd agree to commission another series of Byker Grove
What was Andy Carroll ordered to do by the courts as a condition of being granted bail?
He had to clean all the players boots
He had to go fishing with Joey Barton every Sunday
He had to go ten pin bowling with Ryan Taylor
He had to move in with Kevin Nolan
Who is Jonjo Shelvey married to?
Daisy from S-Club 8
Una from The Saturdays
Heidi from the Sugababes
Jade from Little Mix
What is Matt Ritchie's connection with Scotland?
His Mum and Dad are Scottish and he used to spend every summer in Aberdeen. He wears a kilt and sporran to training.
His Mum is Scottish and he grew up drinking whisky on the mean streets of Glasgow
His Grandparents are Scottish and brought up Ritchie at their farm on the shores of Loch Lomond
The first time he ever visited Scotland was when he was called up to play for their national team.
What instrument does Nobby Solano play?
The tuba
The trumpet
The trombone
The french horn
Based on what they said in a recent interview, who would you want on your side in a crisis?
Florian Lejeune, because he says he's good at getting rid of dead bodies
Jonjo Shelvey, because he says he's a black belt in karate
Fabian Schar, because he says he has very mild psychic powers
Jamal Lascelles, because he says he's mates with a judge, so can get you off any crime.
What did Demba Ba give as the reason for his goal scoring form?
Yellow football boots
Holding hands with Papiss Cisse on the team bus before games
Syrup
His devout Jewish faith
How many club teams has Shola Ameobi played for in his senior career
4
5
6
7
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