Funny lyrics

Can you remember who came up with this great theorem "If I go there will be trouble, if I stay it will be double"

"Should’ve known you was trouble. From the first kiss. Had your eyes wide open. Why were they open?" .... Does it ring you a bell? Can you tell me what song contains this lyric and who sings it? 

Used for ages by English language students to remember the weekdays, what song says all the days in a row in that way "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday"

"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?" Who asked this deep question in one of his/her songs? 

"Someone left the cake out in the rain and I don't think that I can take it  'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again".  Who could have done that? And above all, who sings that?

"I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch), I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop, I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)" . It seems not easy doing all of this. Also the title of this song is not easy. Do you wanna guess? 

"Oh yeah, I'll tell you something. I think you'll understand. When I say that something"  Who said that?

Down under. A great piece form Man at work. Check the lyric below and try to remember how was the sandwich (missing word). "Buying bread from a man in Brussels.He was six foot four and full of muscle.I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a ....... sandwich"  

Shotgun is a super hit sang by George Ezra. Two colors are called out in the song yellow and  .....

Can you remember the name of the book mentioned by Billy Joel in his song "We did not start the fire"?