what actually real weird horse name are you?

what did you eat for breakfast?
cereal
toast
leftovers
I didn't
is it still breakfast if I wake up at 2pm?
top or bottom?
top
bottom
no
YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT OH MY GOD
how often do you bathe?
every day
three times a week
twice a week
once a week
I don't
pick an animal
horse, duh
cat
bird
dog
lizard
snake
hamster
turtle
I am a coldhearted monster who hates animals
pick your favourite Zaya(tm) quote (yes I'm a narcissist)
"Let the bitch piss"
"Hey not to suck my own toes but look how good this thing I did is"
"I'm gonna become famous by starting beef with country musician Toby Keith- #tobykeithtwitterbeef"
"My ideal self is an ominous swarm of birds that talks with the unnerving cadence of a thousand crows"
"A shade artist is just someone who talks shit"
"Shitter to the Twitter that's how I roll"
"I'm going to steal your teeth and jingle them like coins as I loom ominously above your bed."
"Hath your bones withered away? Can your wretched old knees handle kneeling as you beg my forgiveness?"
"If you squeeze a clown's ass cheek would it honk like a horn?"
"Why do we associate unnecessary aggression with me?"
"You, a coward: Y'all altos, me, an intellectual: Y'alltos"
something else
Pick a colour
blue
yellow
red
orange
green
pink
purple
brown
which of these do you hate the most
country music
jazz
a particular vegetable
all vegetables
mouth noises
people (calm down edgelord)
myself (chill, my dude)
opinions on teeth?
what?
too high maintenance
pretty positive
I wish I had more of them
I am two seconds away from removing my teeth
pick a tiddy
left
right
the secret third tiddy
none
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