Who is your demon boyfriend

What is your love language? (Forgive the made up ones)

If someone breaks up with you how do you react?

They were probably cheating

I will take everything I can in the divorce (Hypothetical marriage)

Who the hell is going to do their laundry now

I'm too good for them anyway

Destroy their things and/or reputation

Steal all the food from their apartment. Groceries are expensive these days.

Spread rumors about them being bad in bed/having a small dick.

What are you most likely to promise in your wedding vows?

I promise to be your savior

I promise to take care of you

I promise to always love you in the ways that matter most

I promise you'll never be hungry and you'll never be bored

I promise to destroy your enemies whenever you wish

I promise I will give you my whole heart and soul

I promise to kill anyone who flirts with you... relax I'm joking

What trait do you want your lover to have?

Makes a lot of money

Finds the easiest ways to do things

Possessive (Don't kink shame)

Extremely high libido

Really good cook

Brags about you all the time

Will kill anyone who touches you in a way you don't like ( with permission)

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