What Pokemon does Pwner want to have sex with?

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The Absurdity Quiz: Unraveling Your Quirky Side

Ever wondered where you stand on the spectrum of absurdity? Dive into this humorous quiz that challenges your wit and perspective on unusual situations. Whether you're navigating a concert filled with smoke or trying to understand your pizza preferences, each question brings out a unique side of you!

7 hilarious questions to test your reflexes
Explore the bizarre side of mundane life
Engage with a lighthearted approach to everyday decisions

7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by SillyPasta42

You've just been flushed from the tank! Even though you have the grotesque body of a pre-teen, you have the mind of a child. What do you do?

Father. Where is my Kowalski bag?

*looks over, horrified, at the stack of failed, dead specimens from the other tanks.*

*post pictures of dog*

Hey did you guys know I like weed haha 420 bro *trips over artificial umbilical cord*

Hillary 2020! She's what the people need, whether they know it or not.

You're at a concert, and the lead singer is partaking in some of the Devil's Cabbage. How do you avoid a contact high from your seat in the 18th row?

Politely tell your date that marijuana is not very Christian, and excuse yourself.

This is what I've been training for! *set wheelchair to overdrive, and speed out as fast as possible.*

WHAT? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM MY SEAT IN THE 23RD ROW!

There's no escaping it now, son. You've gone too far this time. No matter how far you run, no matter how fast, the noxious cloud will catch up with you and force you to betray your vows to Father Simon that you would never do drugs.

*looks at date, who is already high* NOOO!!!!!!

Why do YOU stop at Mexico?

Um, hello? Every one does, duh.

*loads shotgun* ain't no mountain lion gonna get me from way up here on my wheely-chair.

You see, I thought the story became less engaging as the game went on. By the time I got to teh section of the game where it was time to cross from New Austin into Mexico, my interest in the game was waning. I was too afraid to admit this, so I invented the crutch that other players felt the same way to make my viewpoint appear more legitimate. This will become a recurring theme in our friendship, should you choose to develop one with me.

*posts unrelated meme, dodging question*

That was eight years ago, Robbie. Let it go.

You're after New Jersey's finest pizza pie. Where do you go?

BIg Sal's Italian Pizza Shop Place. Sal's fingers his way around a pie!

It doesn't matter where we go, because I'll be smug enough to wrongly brag that NJ pizza is as good as NY pizza, regardless.

Vegetable Pies, the vegetarian pizza shop. I am also miserable.

Pizza? Isn't that the poor people food?

Pizzawatch, the only pizza place that gives you your choice of cosmetic options for your pizza. I like the Hot Rod Flames Pepperoni skin.

Your significant other wants YOU to cook for once, because you are an adult. Do food at them.

Okay, pasta, coming right up. Just. Agh, one second. Yikes! How do I make the burny thing get hot to make the water bubble?

Here is a plate of blackened fridge food, cooked well-done. Enjoy.

Ugh, nothing in your fridge is vegetarian. Where are your frozen Chiccen™ patties, 100% chicken free?

No, seriously, pizza is for poor people. Why don't they just eat steak instead? Are they stupid?

Let me borrow your phone real fast to google how to put out an electrical kitchen fire

A once-beloved game designer has recently revealed that he voted for Mitt Romney in 2012. What do we do?

#CancelShigeruMiyamoto

Lol let's see Robbie defend this @Robbie

Jontron once mentioned Miyamoto in a video. I always knew he was trash. I've never even played Mario.

Here's Here's a video of me playing Gears of War 2 and I will provide no additional context.

*pretends his wheelchair is a racing car*

You're playing a game that all of your friends are enjoying, but you're determined to hate it on principle.

*squints eyes* Look at this. Ridiculous. I can't even see the treads on the soles of the hero's boots.

It's bad. *dab emoji*

[Unbeknownst to you, your mother handed you a gamecube controller, and it is not controlling the Sony Playstation 4 at all. Your wheelchair is facing away from the TV, out a window, and you are watching children play on bikes.]

Post screenshot of game with no context as proof of why the game is bad. Follow up with blurry picture of dog. *Gottem again.*

I would love to play, but there's no way I'm playing unless I'm on the big 50 inch TV, at night, with headphones. It's unplayable otherwise.

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