8. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood?
Quite a lot
Eleven
74%
20km
9. Press 'Yes' to exit
Yes
No
Exit
Cancel
10. Which of these can you eat at Christmas?
Christ
Lettuce
Marmite
M.D.F
11. What was the answer to the previous question?
A
B
C
D
12. Which of these is the correct spelling?
Succes
Success
Sucksess
Sookpaps
13. Complete the phrase: 'Postman Pat and his black and white ...'
Minstrels
Face
Cat
Crap
14. Can I introduce you please, to a lump of cheddar cheese?
As long as his name is Trevor
I hate cheddar
The face of Worzel
Knit one pearl one drop one curl one
15. Mary rose sat on a pin.
Pierced a buttock
Burst a pile
Got tetanus
Mary rose
16. How many letters in this sentence?
8
12
13
28
17. What's the little groove under your nose called?
Filtrum
Psychedelic boogie child
Jesus
Babyface Finlayson
18. What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
An aero
A torch
A hole
A pygmy
19. Which of the following are you most likely to see in America?
Cowboy
Gun
Fat bloke
Carrots
20. Which of the following are you most likely to see in Australia?
Kangaroo
Digeridoo
Gravy
Convict
What is this?
Spangulated Codknacker
Fropulent Quabbollid
Arsebandit 2000
Umbilical Negwhuppy
21. A flock of seagulls approach you. What do you do?
Kick them shitless
Piss all over them
You run, you run so far away
Give them bread soaked with turps
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