Lads Quiz 2
Lads Quiz 2: The Ultimate Test of Banter
Welcome to the Lads Quiz 2! Get ready to dive into a series of wild and hilarious scenarios that will challenge your wits and sense of humor. This quiz is designed for those who appreciate a bit of cheeky banter and outrageous questions.
Put your comic instincts to the test and find out how you would react in these outrageous situations:
- Wake up in unexpected places
- Confront controversial topics
- Engage in absurd situations
You just woke up. You realise that all 5 of your mates are sleeping next to you naked and your dick is stuck in someones hairy ass. What do you do next?
Pour me a fucking pint
Search for concent forms
Wake him up and tell them how gay they are
Go back to sleep
You just woke up but this time you wake up with a morning wood, and you reach for it and realise its actually a plank of wood. What type of wood is it?
Mahogony
Acacia
Some shit from Ikea you forgot to build
Why do I have 22 STDs
A 47-year-old man complained to his GP that he had recently begun to experience some difficulty in maintaining his balance while attempting to walk and loss of ability to recognize objects placed in his hand when his eyes were closed. A battery of tests revealed that the gentleman had a tumour. Which sensory pathway was the tumour most likely affecting?
Anterior spinocerebellar pathway
Dorsal columns
Dorsolateral tract of lissauer
Posterior spinocerebellar pathway
Spinothalamic tract
WHO TOOK MY READY SALTED WALKERS CRISPS
George Bush
Bill Cosby
CEO of racism
Who the fuck eats ready salted you fucking nonce
Who is the fittest bird out of the flock
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Who is the ardest drill rapper out there rn
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You wake up in a desert, you look around and you and you see sand arab people everywhere, and in an instant you get teleported to your mates mums closet when she is about to get dressed. You hear the humming of arabic chants of Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala and you know what to do.
هو الذي جعل الشمس ضوءًا ساطعًا
Behead her
Give her the Quran and walk away and tell her she looks fit
Come out of the closet and tell her you're gay and while she calls the police go to your mates room to play warzone on his PS4
You just woke up
Bro can u fucking stop with these retarded scenarios man doing my head in
Jokes on you I never sleep cuz mans always on dat grind ygmmmmm my g snm cuz yh what u saying? U good yh snm. My guy my guy wys tho didnt see you for time. Man out here trapping the brocolli
Yaa-Seeen Wal-Qur-aanil-Hakeem Innaka laminal mursaleen 'Alaa Siraatim Mustaqeem Tanzeelal 'Azeezir Raheem Litunzira qawmam maaa unzira aabaaa'uhum fahum ghaafiloon Laqad haqqal qawlu 'alaaa aksarihim fahum laa yu'minoon Innaa ja'alnaa feee a'naaqihim aghlaalan fahiya ilal azqaani fahum muqmahoon Wa ja'alnaa mim baini aydeehim saddanw-wa min khalfihim saddan fa aghshai naahum fahum laa yubsiroon Wa sawaaa'un 'alaihim 'a-anzartahum am lam tunzirhum laa yu'minoon Innamaa tunziru manit taba 'az-Zikra wa khashiyar Rahmaana bilghaib, fabashshirhu bimaghfiratinw-wa ajrin kareem Innaa Nahnu nuhyil mawtaa wa naktubu maa qaddamoo wa aasaarahum; wa kulla shai'in ahsainaahu feee Imaamim Mubeen Wadrib lahum masalan Ashaabal Qaryatih; iz jaaa'ahal mursaloon Iz arsalnaaa ilaihimusnaini fakazzaboohumaa fa'azzaznaa bisaalisin faqaalooo innaaa ilaikum mursaloon Qaaloo maaa antum illaa basharum mislunaa wa maaa anzalar Rahmaanu min shai'in in antum illaa takziboon
Which one is the right one for fucks sake
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