Are YOU Crust-Punk??
Are YOU Crust-Punk?
Ever wondered if you embody the true spirit of crust-punk? This quiz is designed to help you discover just how deep your crust-punk roots run. Dive into the world of rebellious aesthetics, unfiltered lifestyles, and a touch of anarchistic flair!
- Find out if you're living authentically.
- Explore your punk lifestyle choices.
- Share your results with friends!
At this very moment, are there any piles of cat sh•t in your home?
Yes
No
Are you wearing / Do you wear cut-off jeans?
Yes
No
Currently, do you have any bagless, can-less piles of trash inside or outside of your home? (Don't lie)
Yes...
No!
In the last week, have you picked through someone's trash for cool, useful finds?
Yee
Nah
Do you have any facial piercings?
Yes
No
True/False: You have not showered in the past 2 days.
Truth
Falsity
True/False: One of your items of clothing or accessories has holes in it or is just straight-up falling apart.
Trew
Falce
Have you ever been in the sewer?
Yessum
Oh no, honeh
Does your MOM (not your Dad) give you a monthly paycheck?
Yes
No
True/False: You have used that money from your mom to buy beer/cigarettes at least twice.
True
False
Don't lie, you use 1 or more of the following words at least once a day: "corrupt", "oppression", "society", "revolution", "anarchy"
It's true, I do
Nope, I don't
Were you at a basement show this week?
Yup
Nope
True/False: You lack 2 or more of the following items: sponges, shower curtain, dish soap, toilet paper, electricity, gas, water, proper lighting (as in, no empty sockets)
True
False
Are you going to write-in Bernie on the ballot this November?
Yes
No
Is a bike your main form of transportation, even in the cold dead of December snow?
Yah
Nah
Has anyone's mom called you a "fuckhead" in the past month?
Yes
No
In your current house, has there been or is there an infestation of any kind? (i.e. Bed bugs, roaches, ants, mice, rats, mites, flies, etc.)
Yes
No
Have you ever used the phrase "cisgender heteronormative"?
Yes
No
Is there more than one cigarette butt inside of your house?
Yes
No
Is your profile picture "ironic"? (i.e. Peace sign, prayer hands, anime girls, vaporwave bullsh•t)
Yaaaas
Naaaah
Do you talk about wanting to take a spiritual journey through [insert South American or other exotic third world country here]? In which you plan to "get to know the locals" and "immerse yourself in their culture"?
Yes
No
True/False: You have a stick-n-poke tattoo
True
False
True/False: You have peed outside in the past 5 days
True!
False!
Does your grocery list (regular list of needs) include hard liquor and/or synthetic drugs?
Yes
No
True/False: You collect liquor bottles
True
False
Does the brim of your hat have enough of an upwards curve to allow people to see the scratchily-written word "BRUTAL" underneath, or a curve that could potentially allow you to be able to do Tech Deck Dude triX on it?
YES!
No / N/A
Do you internally just *know* that you were one of the first people to dye your hair an unnatural color before the trend grew?
Chyeah
Nah
True/False: You throw your cigarettes into any nearby beer can/bottle
True
False
Has the power/electricity/gas in your house ever been shut off because you forgot the pay the bill?
Yes
No
Has the gas/electricity/power in your house ever been shut off because you didn't have enough money left over after purchasing drugs/liquor/beer? (Don't kid yourself, man)
Yes
No
True/False: There are 5 or more people living in your house
True
False
Do friends or strangers sleep on your couch once per week, or more often?
Yes
No
True/False: You have not cleaned your house for about a month now (heck, you don't even remember the last time you touched even a Clorox wipe)
Truth, man! F•ck societal norms!
Lies! Dat nast'!
True/False: Your favorite style of music includes any of the following: industrial, vaporwave, punk
True
False
True/False: You own a studded and/or patched jacket (U know the type)
True
False
Do you know how to play "craps"?
Yes
No
True/False (don't lie): You know that listening to rap makes you thug, and you feel thug when you listen to rap
True
False
Have you ever smashed a piece of furniture with a baseball bat?
Yes
No
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