Are YOU Crust-Punk??

Create an image of a gritty urban scene that captures the essence of crust-punk culture: a group of punk enthusiasts wearing cut-off clothes, with colorful hair, surrounded by graffiti, and scattered debris, evoking a sense of rebellion and community.

Are YOU Crust-Punk?

Ever wondered if you embody the true spirit of crust-punk? This quiz is designed to help you discover just how deep your crust-punk roots run. Dive into the world of rebellious aesthetics, unfiltered lifestyles, and a touch of anarchistic flair!

Find out if you're living authentically.
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38 Questions10 MinutesCreated by PunkingGuitarist421

At this very moment, are there any piles of cat sh•t in your home?

Yes

Are you wearing / Do you wear cut-off jeans?

Yes

Currently, do you have any bagless, can-less piles of trash inside or outside of your home? (Don't lie)

Yes...

No!

In the last week, have you picked through someone's trash for cool, useful finds?

Yee

Nah

Do you have any facial piercings?

Yes

True/False: You have not showered in the past 2 days.

Truth

Falsity

True/False: One of your items of clothing or accessories has holes in it or is just straight-up falling apart.

Trew

Falce

Have you ever been in the sewer?

Yessum

Oh no, honeh

Does your MOM (not your Dad) give you a monthly paycheck?

Yes

True/False: You have used that money from your mom to buy beer/cigarettes at least twice.

True

False

Don't lie, you use 1 or more of the following words at least once a day: "corrupt", "oppression", "society", "revolution", "anarchy"

It's true, I do

Nope, I don't

Were you at a basement show this week?

Yup

Nope

True/False: You lack 2 or more of the following items: sponges, shower curtain, dish soap, toilet paper, electricity, gas, water, proper lighting (as in, no empty sockets)

True

False

Are you going to write-in Bernie on the ballot this November?

Yes

Is a bike your main form of transportation, even in the cold dead of December snow?

Yah

Nah

Has anyone's mom called you a "fuckhead" in the past month?

Yes

In your current house, has there been or is there an infestation of any kind? (i.e. Bed bugs, roaches, ants, mice, rats, mites, flies, etc.)

Yes

Have you ever used the phrase "cisgender heteronormative"?

Yes

Is there more than one cigarette butt inside of your house?

Yes

Is your profile picture "ironic"? (i.e. Peace sign, prayer hands, anime girls, vaporwave bullsh•t)

Yaaaas

Naaaah

Do you talk about wanting to take a spiritual journey through [insert South American or other exotic third world country here]? In which you plan to "get to know the locals" and "immerse yourself in their culture"?

Yes

True/False: You have a stick-n-poke tattoo

True

False

True/False: You have peed outside in the past 5 days

True!

False!

Does your grocery list (regular list of needs) include hard liquor and/or synthetic drugs?

Yes

True/False: You collect liquor bottles

True

False

Does the brim of your hat have enough of an upwards curve to allow people to see the scratchily-written word "BRUTAL" underneath, or a curve that could potentially allow you to be able to do Tech Deck Dude triX on it?

YES!

No / N/A

Do you internally just *know* that you were one of the first people to dye your hair an unnatural color before the trend grew?

Chyeah

Nah

True/False: You throw your cigarettes into any nearby beer can/bottle

True

False

Has the power/electricity/gas in your house ever been shut off because you forgot the pay the bill?

Yes

Has the gas/electricity/power in your house ever been shut off because you didn't have enough money left over after purchasing drugs/liquor/beer? (Don't kid yourself, man)

Yes

True/False: There are 5 or more people living in your house

True

False

Do friends or strangers sleep on your couch once per week, or more often?

Yes

True/False: You have not cleaned your house for about a month now (heck, you don't even remember the last time you touched even a Clorox wipe)

Truth, man! F•ck societal norms!

Lies! Dat nast'!

True/False: Your favorite style of music includes any of the following: industrial, vaporwave, punk

True

False

True/False: You own a studded and/or patched jacket (U know the type)

True

False

Do you know how to play "craps"?

Yes

True/False (don't lie): You know that listening to rap makes you thug, and you feel thug when you listen to rap

True

False

Have you ever smashed a piece of furniture with a baseball bat?

Yes

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