Bull, Bear, or Autist?

The market is stagnant. What do you do?
Buy straddles
HODL
Go long Spotify puts
Wait for Mango Man tweets
You stumble on a bag in the woods filled with $100,000. What do you do?
Report it to the IRS
Check the market rate for tendies and convert your cash holdings
HODL for the market crash
STONKS GO UP LMAO
Your best friend is getting married and you are the best man. What is your present to the bride and groom?
A nice bottle of wine
Strippers
STONKS
Ammunition and canned beans
Whose fault is it anyways?
Mango Man
Rice Man
The Fed
Reptilians
Up or down?
Long-term Upwards
Short-Term Downwards
Whichever way God Emperor Decrees
Short-Term Upwards
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
On a yacht
Living with Mom
Cardboard Box
Avoiding debt collectors while on the run in Cambodia
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