What kind of vegetable are you? Tell us about your day on the Islandy Island to find out!

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What Kind of Vegetable Are You?

Discover your inner vegetable as you navigate the whimsical situations on Islandy Island! This fun and engaging quiz takes you through a series of multiple-choice questions that reflect your personality and choices throughout a quirky day.

Answer playful questions about your style and interactions.
Learn which vegetable best represents your character.
Enjoy a light-hearted experience filled with humor!

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by DancingPea42

What are you wearing today?

Your everyday pair of jeans and a cute top, plus a parka in case of rain

Something figure-hugging, with heels and red lipstick

Striped bell-bottoms and a rather dashing blue velvet hat with a peacock feather tucked into the band

As you leave your house a man parked at the kerb waves to you. Do you:

Sashay over and lean down to talk to him so that he can see down your top.

Walk straight past him; you don’t care what other people think of you, fiercely.

Wave back and then ask him if he needs help. It turns out he’s lost and needs directions to his friend’s place, so you help him on his way.

You arrive at the coffee shop. How do the people there react?

The barrister asks for your order while the other customers keep talking amongst themselves.

Everyone gives you major side-eye: no-one wears heels or lipstick on the Islandy Island.

There is a bustle of activity as the staff start wiping down the counters and coffee machine: they know that even a single muffin crumb could make you violently sick.

Armed with your coffee, you enter the grocery store. What’s on your list?

Cigarettes, packets of crisps and diet pills.

Bread, milk, eggs, and some cheap cuts for a casserole.

A leg of ham, sausages, beans, and 5 types of flour.

Your phone is ringing. Who do you hope it is?

One of your many vapid but muscle-bound Tinder matches.

An ex-pupil of yours, an old soul in a youthful body who often rings you to share his thoughts on True Cinema.

The cable guy, who you’ve been trying to reach for days.

Who is actually ringing?

The STI clinic: you have them all, you hussy.

Your employer, asking why you aren’t at work.

The cable guy! Success!

It’s time for lunch. What’s on the menu?

A sandwhich and fruit you’ve bought from home.

Nothing, your interest in food is the same as your interest in the literature of Proust or the rate of incarcerated black man in America: non-existent.

A prawn risotto from the Island’s newest bistro, accompanied by a glass of wine and hunks of European cheese. It’s Tuesday after all, treat yourself!

This afternoon you are meeting friends at the park. Who are they?

A pack of equally skinny bitches who all secretly loath each other. You’re going to a spin class together.

A couple of girlfriends from work, to see a movie.

Just some dudes from the local amateur theatre scene who talk at you about politics and sometimes let you draw them topless.

The day is drawing to a close. Who greets you when you get home?

Your dog and partner.

Tonight’s date, a sharply dressed business man who likes you because you laugh at his unfunny jokes.

Your husband and… kids? Again? Bugger.

What book do you read before you go to sleep?

An anthology of Buddhist texts on spirituality and the acceptance of death.

A novel from Oprah’s book club that your mum gave you for Christmas.

What’s a book?

What kind of vegetable are you? Tell us about your day on the Islandy Island to find out!

What Kind of Vegetable Are You?

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