What Kind of Prime Now Customer Are You?

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What Kind of Prime Now Customer Are You?

Have you ever wondered what type of Prime Now customer you really are? This quiz will explore your ordering habits, preferences, and delivery choices in a fun and engaging way!

Discover your unique shopping style
Find out how many items you order
Learn about your delivery preferences

7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ShoppingSquirrel42

How many items are you ordering?

Just one; I have a special kind of disregard for myself and others

Probably like 25, I don't know. Is that a normal amount of groceries?

I'm going to order 54 items so that whoever shops my order REALLY needs to use a bigger cart but can't

I'm placing a 132 item order. It's gonna take whoever shops it like 3 hours just to put the labels on. Get excited!

I want 3 bottles of kombucha and one small wedge of fancy cheese

70 and every single one of them is a 3 pound slab of meat

Pickup or delivery?

Pickup. I am so environmentally conscious it's crazy

Delivery, I'm lazy

Delivery of course. If I'm paying for a service, I want the full experience.

Pickup, I don't want anyone to know where my house is

Delivery, if I leave my children alone for even a second something terrible will probably happen

Use Coolliners?

I actually want everything double bagged in Coolliners, even the ambient items.

I don't know what those are so sure

No, I like my meat chunks lukewarm so that I don't even have to cook them

Absolutely not! I can't even believe how many non recyclable plastic bags get sent to landfills each year! Do you want to hear a slam poem I wrote about plastic bags?

If you're picking up your order, how do you act?

I stay in my car and refuse to roll down the windows or even let the Prime shopper put the bags in the trunk. I will just motion frantically for them to leave the cart outside so I can put away the groceries myself. Look how COVID-conscious I am!

I stand uncomfortably by and watch as the Prime shopper puts my groceries in my car

I help with the grocery bags and push a tip into the shopper's hand when they're done

I would never pick up an order myself

If there's a problem with the system while you're picking up your groceries and you end up having to wait in your car for a while, how do you react?

I calmly wait in my car and listen to a podcast about bees or something

I fume silently and keep the car in reverse so I can peel out of the parking lot the instant the last paper bag hits my trunk

I call the store and scream at a Prime Now Lead until I've properly communicated my masculine rage

Again, I would literally never pick up my groceries in person

What's in your order?

SOOOO much specialty cheese and deli meat

Whatever is on sale and appropriate for children

37 different kinds of protein bar

Every vegan product. Every single one

A commercial-restaurant-level portion of raw meat

It's gonna be like 80% produce that takes 30 minutes to pick and weigh, then probably some smoked salmon and seven boxes of sparkling water

I tried to order wine but it wouldn't let me?

How often do you place an order?

I try to do a big grocery shop like once a week

I order four items every other day, and maybe sometimes randomly a bunch of bread flour and honey

I placed one enormous order months ago and I've been hiding in an underground bunker ever since. I'm getting a little worried because my supply of bulk lentils is running out and I might need to leave the bunker to place another order

What Kind of Prime Now Customer Are You?

What Kind of Prime Now Customer Are You?

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