Which Twilight Side Bitch do you Belong With?

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Which Twilight Side Bitch Are You?

Discover your perfect match from the playful side characters of the Twilight series with this fun and cheeky quiz! Unleash your inner romantic while exploring the type of relationship you truly desire.

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12 Questions3 MinutesCreated by FlirtyFangirl27

It’s a Saturday, what is your bae up to?

Work in the day, sweet love making on you in the night

He plays games with you, takes photo shoots of you, and generally treats you like a queen

He takes you to all the hawt parties

Saving lives, destroying your sex holes

He takes you fishing with his friend, and then they tag team you

If you had to choose one of the following for your last meal which would it be

More than anything, you want your lover to make you feel

Make you the most popular slut bitch on the block

Provide for you (you’ll never have to work a day in your life baby girl)

Care for you with every fibre of his being (when he hugs you, you feel safe again)

Respect you and view you as equal (blegh, whatever)

Give you the white picket fence

You’re going out on the town. What do you wear?

A pantsuit

A long flowing dress with a pretty print

A low cut black dress which almost shoes your whole booty and high heels

A conservative knit sweater, boyfriend jeans and a pair of cute glasses

Me, go out? Fuck off!

I want to work out, what do I do?

What is my ideal date

A dinner of home cooked comfort food followed by Netflix and chill (the sex is aggressive)

We go to a local bar, hang out with our friends, go home, try to have sex, but he has whiskey dick

A scenic car ride where he tells me fascinating history of our town (no sex, but there is oral)

We have a charcuterie of fresh deli meats and cheeses in a little secret garden (no sex, not even oral, just groping)

We have a game night with close friends and a bottle of Pinot, followed by adequate sex

I want to do something thoughtful for my lover, what do I do for him?

Plan a big surprise party honouring him

I buy him a cool book he’s been wanting for a long time

I give him a sensual back massage with hot rocks and essential oils

I take us to a lake for a weekend getaway (even if he’s kicking and creaming the whole way there!)

I purposely hurt myself to the point of near death

I imagine my future like this

Constantly changing

White picket fence, two children and a cute lil pup

Growing old with lover (he will die first, and you might remarry, but you’ll never forget)

Being a queen in my home, and also learning and growing intellectually everyday

Taking care of my husband, and enjoying fun family experiences

Finally, I would like my lover to be

A kicked dog looking for love and companionship. Hot in an unconventional way, dark hair and a kind smile.

A blond hottie with the whole town wrapped around their finger. Popular for days but has a kind (but stupid) heart

Ethnic, smart af, with luscious locks and a creepy smile

Pale, passionate, DADDY

Strong willed, with a Hot rough face that tells you he’s wise, also he’s immobile

Which Twilight Side Bitch do you Belong With?

Which Twilight Side Bitch Are You?

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