"Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second"

"Don't worry Alan. At least you'll be able to play close to a great team!"

"When he plays on snow, he doesn't leave any footprints"

"He is like a Playstation player"

"Rome wasn't built in a day but I wasn't on that particular job"

"If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim."

"Velocity"

"No I'm fully fit thanks"

"That lad must have been born offside."

"The only way to stop Thierry Henry? With a gun!"