Can you find the secret #2

Where do you go first to look for the secret?

You are in the library

Nope. No secret here

Yes. There are cars.

Nothing at all.

Fine, look around I guess.

Go ahead and look.

*Spark Spark!*

Ok, time to leave.

Those are indeed some pretty sweet cars.

You clamber into one of the cars.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Are you going to wonder anything else or are you just going to sit there?

As you sit in the luxury race car, you admire the craftsmanship that went into designing the beautiful upholstery

This is the 2024 Ford Gibbous Yucatan, the premium, top of the line car for all your luxury needs

Ah! A fine choice. I can see you know your cars. This my friend, is of course the Mazda Viper Eclipse. It features power steering, steering wheel support, lightning rod adapter, and eyeball warmer.

It is indeed the finest vehicle. Many wars have been fought over this car. Many deaths. Many pointless pointless deaths. So many.

It is! It is excellent. You truly know your luxury cars. Would you consider purchasing this fine car?

Suddenly you hear a voice shouting from outside the car.

You hide in the glove compartment. It is very dusty. There is a note that simply says "Ham Time." Eventually the yelling stops.

It's Vsauce! He is angered that you have somehow found his secret place. "Get out of my car!" he yells

Thank you.

But, what exactly is a square?

The steering wheel on this car spins very quickly. You barely need to nudge it and it will send you careening off the road.

The roof! Only the finest roofs on the Ford Gibbous Yucatan. This roof was carved from a solid piece of granite.

This roof weighs far, far more than a car frame can support. Far, far more. In fact, it weighs over ten tons.

Can you make up your mind?

Do you know what I wonder? I wonder if the whole building will collapse for some impossible reason.

You decide to test if the car can drive by hot-wiring it on and then slamming your foot down on the gas pedal. The car lurches forwards and smashes into a wall.

It just so happens that you are in China, and that there is a Chinese temple on the other side of the wall you crashed into.

No, actually you are just in China.

Nope. No secrets here at all.

Ok, where to now?

You are in the fancy restaurant. There are no secrets anywhere, but the food looks delicious.

You are in CIA headquarters.

You delve deeper into the confines of the library.

You travel even further into the bowels of the library.

Yes, it is the biggest library in the world.

You sit down and relax

Soon you are hopelessly lost.

You found a book all about rocks

Page 1: Most freshwater aquariums need water in them. You on the other hand filled yours with sand you dummy.

A fine-grained gray, green, or bluish metamorphic rock easily split into smooth, flat pieces.

Having solidified from lava or magma. Relating to or involving volcanic processes.

The librarian looks at you with cold calculating eyes.

She says nothing, and her stare intensifies.

You yell and scream at the librarian, but just as you do a Police officer walks into the library for no good reason, you are arrested.

Oh yes the secret is down in the basement. Would you like to go see it?

The librarian takes you down into the basement

You are getting very relaxed

You are getting drowzy

You slowly drift away to sleep

You are fast asleep

You are in dream world

Dream world is in your imagination

Where do you want to go in dream world?

You have gone to sleep while you were already asleep. You are in double sleep

You are in triple sleep

You are in the deepest sleep possible, quadruple sleep

You are in kalahari

The rides are closed

Yes, but the rides are closed.

I don't know, maybe you aren't lucid dreaming and you can't control everything in your dream

Yes it does.

No. Every second in the dream is fifty years in real life. You are long gone.

You wake up. The library is nothing but dirt, and you are a pile of dust on the ground

You blow through the trees without a care in the world

So So relaxed

You have become slate

You have gone into fourth dimensional sleep, you can controll your dreams

You sense an evil presence watching you, a tall white hat, a horrible mustache, a wicked grin. It's too horrible to bear.

You see a kingdom of Rhinos, desperately searching for a leader.

You see Jeb, falling into the bushes.

You see ham time.

You see an ugly shrimp looking up at you from a box. It seems to be trying to tell you something, but as soon as it opens its mouth to speak you snap out of the vision.

You are in kalahari

This one?

There's only this one.

"Weeeeee.." you say as you plummet at a million miles per hour strait down. Unfortunately, a man has gone down the slide right behind you. You can feel his feet pushing you the whole way down.

The rides were awesome. You slid and swam all day and now you are starting to get tired

The bed looks very comfertable

On the tv is a nature documentary

You have saved the rhinos in your dream. Also you have saved them in real life because your dream state is so powerful.

You have gone one sleep too far.

Good Eats is on.

In this episode, Alton Brown is cooking an avocado.

He slices and dices the avocado.

He Slices and Dices and Peppers and Spices the avocado.

You slice and dice and Pepper and Spice the avocado.

You pick up another book, it falls open to a page with mysterious writing.

The next page is completely blank.

This page just says "Don't trust the chef." The picture is as close to that as I could find online.

Somehow you are back to the first page

The incantation transforms you into the Rhino king

The librarian takes you to a large room. "This is the center of all knowledge" she says. The walls are lined with stacks and stacks of suitcases or something, probably full of knowledge. "If the world ends, then the people who come after us will have access to all our knowledge," says the librarian.

The librarian pulls you with both hands over to a machine. "This is the secret machine. It knows every secret, but you need a code to open it," She says.

...

What is the code?

Good work, keep going!

You're doing so well!

Last one!

The machine starts rumbling.

The machine starts rumbling.

The machine sparks and sputters, it convulses and shakes, it rattles and then sits still.

The librarian laughs, apparently this is her idea of a practical joke.

I am the head librarian.

No, that is just one of the things that machine says. It's a thing-saying machine.

It is pretty funny that you believed me, an old vindictive librarian! I don't like people younger than me because they don't read books, so I try to make then sad everytime they come into this library.

Oh, its a thing-saying machine. Do you want it to say some more things?

Here, I'll just switch it on. It will randomly say things until you want to leave.

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

"If I were a rich man... yabadabadabayabadabadabadabadum....."

Suddenly the machine explodes. It has said too much, to much indeed.

You go to the restaurant. The chef is standing in the kitchen.

The chef lets you drop to the floor. He didn't even try to catch you.

The waiter comes over and asks you if you want something to drink

I'm sorry, we don't have any of that at the moment.

I'll get that for you right away.

We have water.

Sure thing I'll be right back with your water.

As you wait patiently you notice a small piece of paper stuck to the side of your fancy wine glass

You try to ignore the note but you keep on noticing it. It's making you anxious trying to ignore the note

Your palms are becoming sweaty, your heart is pounding inside your chest

Your eyes begin to glaze over, your head is spinning

Finally your glass of water arrives

"Is everything ok?" says the waiter

Im sorry, I'll deal with that right away

After a hearty meal of water, you decide to wander around the restaurant for a bit.

You have decided to wander around, but there are so many directions to choose from!

You are in the attic. The attic is empty.

The door to go back is locked. It's possible that a chef who disliked you has trapped you in the attic.

The chef who locked you up here is saying "Lalalalalala" really loud so that nobody will hear you.

He is now banging pots together and singing chef songs really loud.

I don't know

Maybe try to break through the floor

Just break through the floorboards.

You could scratch through the floorboards with an old fork someone left up here.

There isn't a fork.

No, I said you could do it with a fork.

What?

Fine. I'll stop talking

Fine.

Good.

Oh wait I forgot there's an open window over there.

What? I forget things sometimes.

You begin scratching the wood

The floorboards start to give way

You fall strait through the ceiling and land on the chefs famous million dollar cake

"My cake! My famous one million dollar cake!" the chef screams

"My wonderful one million dollar cake that I made! Its ruined now..." the chef wimpers

The chef is now sad and embarrassed

"Hey! No hard feelings!" says the chef

You stab the chef with a piece of cake right as the police come through the door

You are in jail

Now you have all the time in the world to think about what you have done.

One year passes

Five years pass

Twenty five years go by

You use your massive strength to break the lock on the door. You are free.

You become the most thoughtful man in the world. Many tourists come to the jail to stare at your thoughtfulness, and you sit and think for them. You become famous the whole world over.

The chef smiles and embraces you in a warm embrace

The chef then stabs you while you were not suspecting anything!

You are now in an even fancier restaurant

You are now in an ugly resturant

You are now in a small asian resturant

You are in the fanciest restaurant of all

The note says "Don't Trust The Chef"

You go into the kitchen and push the chef down

The chef suddenly paralyzes you with his stare. "I am a magic chef, I know everything you have ever done or will do. From this point on you will never be safe from me. I can track you through multiple timelines in both the future and in the past. Beware!!

You are in the outside world. The sky is blue and the birds are chirping. You feel like anything is possible

Which game do you want to play?

You see a coin

You see a goomba

You are finally face to face with Bowser himself

Bowser is too strong. You are smooshed into a mario pancake

Suddenly mario bursts out from your television screen

MARIO SEES YOU AS JUST ANOTHER ENEMY! HE IS GOING TO JUMP ON YOUR HEAD RUN RUUUN!!!

You suddenly realize you have been playing the game for three whole days! You are famished and dehydrated

You drink the water from your dogs water bowl. It is the only water in your house because you poured cement down all your water pipes

There is no food anywhere in your house because you have no money.

You are back at the resturant

Suddenly the chef comes out of the kitchen. He has a wicked gleam in his eyes. "And so you come crawling back to me. Pitiful. You shall get no mercy or forgiveness!

You decide to go back upstairs. However you got lost on the way back and you end up in a whole new part of the library

You can't go left because there is a wall

You are in the future wing of the library

The future is now

You come across a machine that lets you listen to different audio tracks about this area of the libary.

Which track do you want to listen to?

Hello, and welcome to the future of all librarys

Haha of course this isn't really the future, its just the wing of the library designed by distinguished architect Benerd Redbard

Berend Radbard, I mean Brend Rend, I mean Randolf Brandolf... gosh I keep getting his name wrong dont I, Haha!

Brandy Ranadendy was the most distinguished Architect of today time, being awarded the most prestiguished awards of all the world, and celebrated greatly at his college doctorate in the architect's field of design school, in the 1400s taking this inspiration from a multitude of coherts much learned in Oxfordshire in the architects mind. Being the most prestiguishingwished awards granted him lifes immunity to the languished university Harvard, Phd, Doctorate deploma

Ever the distingguisment of the scholarly journal, Brendado Renaldo withheld on his voyage to susbstitute in the Academy to be a proffeser of knowlage in engineering in architecture. Whereapon after further examinations concluded his appointment to vice supperintendent, and awarded a supreme medal of highest distuingwishederyish for the fifteenth fettering in the while, serving fifteen years in the armed forces slaughtered fifteen enemies wiht his textbook and quil before teaching at the Royal institute of Whales to receive the honorable award of vast intelectual deferment distuinguinguished mesure figurativly

Anyways, Barald RedBald was a really great architect so they hired him to design this section of the library. He decided to make it really futuristic for some reason. The End

You are now outside the library in the garden. But guess what? I didn't think of anything to do out here in the garden, so just click the END button and you can go back to the beginning.

Hey, hey maaaaan, I'm known as the man named Slinky, I sneak around and find secrets, I'm really great at sneaking and I can't be seen easily

The possition of Rhino King has been passed down through the centuries. Over one billion people have held the honor of being Rhino King at some point in their lives and not even realized it. Every time a Rhino King falls asleep the position is moved to someone who is awake. If someone who is asleep becomes Rhino King, then they retain the position until they wake up. Now you are the Rhino King.

Aw common maaaaaan, what did I do to you maaaaaaaaan? I'm Just being a little slinky is all. I just was trying to be friendly before letting you in on a secret.

I want to let you in on a little secret here maaaaaaan, It's pretty goooood! I'ts in the room at the end of the hallway in the drawer.

Yeah, but you weren't very nice to me, before I tell you the secret I'm going to need you to prove that you are actually a very nice person.

You know what maaaaaaan? You're not so great maaaaan...

Slinky doesn't need this kind of negativity in his life. Go away maaaaaan.

You decide to search somewhere else

You go so far left that you wind up right back where you were before.

You go so little right that you might as well have not moved at all.

You go so far left that you wind up right back where you were before.

You go so little right that you might as well have not moved at all.

Hey, dude, what the heck now is up with you maaaaaan? Go away, I mean gosh why did you come back?

Oh? What is it?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You have made Slinky a very happy man, how can I repay you?

No. It's a secret.

"Nope." says Slinky. He then uses the ring's power to turn you into dog food pieces. It seems that absolute power corrupts absolutely, even if you are known as the man named Slinky.

Hey, man are you ok?

Dude?

Man?

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Great, that's great maaaaaaaan, go get the blue flower that grows at the top of the Andy mountains

That was a test! You were so ready to do it! Slinky wouldn't do that to you, Ill give you the secret right away

Oh shucks man, OK here it is, the secret: Go to the office at the end of this hallway, in the drawer is a secret

Yes, go do it. Slinky decreeeeeees it.

You take the cab to the airport. There is a flight going to Australia and a flight going to Austria.

You mistake Austria for Australia, but there is no turning back now. You hope that there is a blue flower that you can give to Slinky in Austria.

You arrive in Austria. Wow is it beautiful.

Is this a blue flower?

Is this a blue flower?

Is this a blue flower?

Is this a blue flower?

You have searched all of Austria, and there are no blue flowers. Dejectedly you walk back to the airport.

You walk so slowly and so sadly that your plane decides to leave you behind. You are now stuck in Austria.

But what is this??! Something blue in the grass? Something......FLOWERY in the grass???

IT IS! A whole field of blue flowers sits right in front of you! You leap with overwhelming joy!

You must have the luck-O-the-Austrians. As you merrily skip along back to the airport you begin to whistle a tune.

Some children hear you whistling and come skipping along behind you.

Soon some older people start following you and the children. They clap their hands in time to your whistling.

Even the old people begin to follow you.

You are now the leader of a parade. Your infectious "Whistle Whistle!" has brought every Austrian together, and now they are following you to the airport.

You climb aboard your plane home, and everyone somehow fits on board. It is a christmas miracle.

Everyone piles into taxis to go to the CIA. There is much excitement to see what Slinky will say.

You walk in through the doors of the CIA.

Thats not a flower.

The crowd breaks into murmuring. The Austrians glare at you with angry eyes. They had been fooled into going along with your happy mood, but it was all based on a lie. Shouts ring out from the crowd. Someone holds up a flaming torch they had brought for some reason. Things aren't looking too good for you.

The crowd charges

The Drawer in the desk

You walk down the hallway and at the end there is a door.

Its umm, just out of view around the bend

You step into the room, it is completely pitch black

You feel around aimlessly in the room

You bump into something orange

You stub your toe on something Orange

No, it was the dog

Yes

Both

Suddenly you stumble and fall, you fall and fall for what seemes like hours and hours.

After falling for around two days you land in a pile of pillows

Suddenly, you hear footsteps coming up behind you

You misjudge your spin and turn a full 360 degrees

Dang it, you spun all the way around again. You just can't seem to get this right. The footsteps have stopped

This is not your day.

You turn around at a fairly normal speed, but it seems as though your erratic spinning has scared away the person behind you.

You turn around slowly and dramatically, but no one is there. It seems you have scared them away with your erratic spinning

You hear a knock at the door.

Its the chef! It seems that he has come down here to stop you from finding the secret. The chef hits you in the head with a chef tool.

Well, this room is weird...

Oh, I guess this is the end of the library. It is a Dead End

You try to turn back but you are faced by another wall.

The walls begin to close in. It really was a Dead End wasn't it??? HAHAHAHAHA

You Turn Into the Rhino King

You rampage through the library, finally bursting through the shattered walls

You are in the outside world

You are in the CIA headquarters, in the corner of the room someone waves you over

You smash into the restaurant. The waiters look on you with scorn.

There he is, that chef. You never trusted him.

The chef turns you back into a person using chef magic. "Wait, you can't kill me! You dont know the secret spell!" He says

Which one is the secret spell?

Nope, wrong one. Now you will die.

Oh yeah? Well do you know the second part????

Nope, you got it wrong. Time to die.

Oh? Oh really? Fine. But you will never get the last one!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Where are you going?

You walk a lonely road, the only one that you have ever known

You happen upon a small village

The villagers look at you suspiciously, you get the feeling they don't get many visiters

The villagers laugh, apparently you did something unusual or funny

The villagers continue to point and laugh. You are messing this one up real bad.

The villagers are greatly offended, some start shouting and grabbing pitchforks and torches

You quickly jump through some bushes and out of sight of the townsfolk. In this image, Jeb is doing a reenactment of you jumping through the bushes. Good work Jeb!

This is you running.

You run and run, and you end up here in this Mcdonalds.

The ugly shrimp looks up at you with its sad eyes.

The ugly shrimp stares at you with its sad eyes, it seems to be trying to tell you something.

*Affirming Shrimp sound*

Here it is

Here it is

Here it is

Hey no problem, it's all in a day's work for me, Jeb.

Hey by the way do you want to hang out later? I have legos!

Jeb is sad that you said that, but It's good that you had that talk with Jeb. Everyone needs to grow up eventually.

Jeb walks away dejected, but now you realize you are lost in the woods.

You try to head downhill, but there is only uphill.

You arrive at the top of forrest. As you stand gazing out at the serine beauty a hawk swoops down and eats you.

You wander around aimlessly and end up back in the village. You are covered in mud and sticks from the woods and they don't seem to recognize you.

One of the village elders raises his hand palm sideways, you are accepted. The elder beckons you over.

The elder sits you down next to him on the dirt. He sighs, and then begins his story.

Ten thousand years ago, our town was invaded by the Russians. They took our food, they took our livestock. Without our livestock, we couldn't make any stock, we couldn't live our lives. Can you imagine making a nice chicken noodle soup without stock? It's impossible! Well anyway they took all our stuff right? Then, those villains burned down our village. Wait did I say the Russians did it? I'm sorry, it was actually the British. So the British come in and ransack our town right? And so then we try to go after them and get our stuff back, but it's no use! They have superior weapons, well trained Persian soldiers, they were Persians by the way I forgot, and they got away. So we come back and we go back to our normal lives, expect we don't have any broth, or houses, or any lives at all. So we think to ourselves there's only one way to get our stuff back. We go up the mountain to the mysterious man who lives in the mountains and who also is magical, and we say to him "Hey can you help us get our stuff back from the French?" And he says that to get our stuff back we need to go to the secret pool and make a wish. So we hurry down to the secret pool and make a wish for everything to come back, and what do you know it does. Everything except this one chicken that we really need you to find. Can you help us? Please please help us, you are are only hope. If you get the chicken back we will give you a reward.

Great! Im soooo happy!

Oh there it is.

You come back to the town and hand the chicken to the old man.

Oooooh, yesss..... Umm let me see.... Your reward is... Well we don't really seem to have any rewards around here....

Ummmm no... No reward today....

The police? Well ok. Your reward is the chicken.

No I didn't.

Prove it then.

You take a screenshot, but this breaks reality.

You don't know where it goes, but it's only you, and you walk alone

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You have reached the end.

I can't go with you past the end. You will have to go alone.

Haha nope. This whole quiz was just a delusion that you made up in your mind right before you were hanged. Nice try buddy.

Nooooooooooo how did you know.......... The chef turns older and older until he is nothing but dust.

Wow, a book. A real book.

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