Which Dumbass Invasive Freshwater Species Are You?

You see an unchained bike on the street. No-one's guarding it. What's your move?
Hover nearby waiting to see if someone claims it
Drape yourself all over it so no-one will doubt your ownership
Call some friends to beat anyone up who tries to assert that it's yours
Just act assertive. No-one ever questions you. Why would they?
Do you have a side in the whole birds vs. Fish debate?
Is that a thing?
I'd punch a bird in the face if I could
Both sides are idiots
Birds have feathers and are cute and I'm an idiot and love them
Who's your favourite faded 90s movie star?
Linda Fiorentino
John Travolta
Bruce Willis
I really liked that woman who was in the movie with the witches... Umm she's like really funny and had big red hair and she was next to those OTHER women... Julia Roberts?
What did you want to be as a child?
Happy
Football star
Pop idol
Who cares, Daddy's got money
How often do you forget to call your parents on their birthdays?
My parents haven't had a birthday since 2015
I live with mine, so never
I guess every now and then
Fuck you're really struggling for questions this week aren't you?
Favourite appearance of a fish in film.
Jaws
Piranha 3D
That bit in Monty Python where the guy slaps the other guy with the small fish and then the other guy brings out the big fish and the first guy falls into the river
The Slughorn scene when he talks about Lily Potter's goldfish (I cried)
Remember Sophie Ellis-Bextor? British pop star? What's she up to these days?
She was hot
Probably still lying dead on a dancefloor.
I only listen to American reggae
Hope she's safe what with all this coronavirus stuff going around
What is your highest level of completed education?
This seems.... Very out of place
Master's degree
High School
I forged a Bachelor's degree in order to work my way into a Korean family's household and then got my sister, my mother and my father jobs in that same household.
How do you feel about these constant weird pop culture references?
Whatever. I mean it's your quiz.
MAKE THEM THE WHOLE QUIZ.
It's not really effective SciComm is it Sam....
They make me physically ill
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