OS2: Who Said That?

Does anyone else get aroused while thinking about trade unions?

I made brief eye contact with someone I considered attractive once

If your sexing was art what kind of art would it be?

Maybe the floor really is made of lava but as we get older the media convinces us that it's not

Zero horny tbh I ate a lot of baguette at teatime

Hamilton is a bad musical

AMA

A big fuck off picture of friedrich Hayek appeared in my head just before I came once

I just got someone on Tinder asking me out because they liked my thick eyebrows

Guys I have been wearing a choker for a full 5 minutes now and still haven't done anal, what is going wrong?

Call my dick metapod, because all it does is harden

I apparently got with a henry hoover last night and I have to go to a fucking ball tomorrow Does anyone know where I can buy an elizabethan ruff