What's your spirit animal?

You wake up in Starbucks with no memory of how you got there. What's the first thing you say?
I'd ask what the moon is and why it won't stop following me
I'd ask if I could take pictures
I'd ask for food
I'd scream
I'd emit a low, monotonous hum
Anything, I'd just babble to break the quiet
I'd ask where I am
What's your opinion of death?
Preferable to some things that come before it
I will inflict it upon my enemies. And maybe my friends, I don't know
It has no power here!
It's alright, I guess
I fear it!
It's a biological process. Nothing more to be said.
Before it comes, I will enjoy some of life's simple pleasures
You see a child. What do you think?
Food!
I'm really nervous
Food... Or not food?
Nothing. They just are.
They kind of remind me of someone.
I'd like to look at them
Hopefully they'll talk to me
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