How well do you know Irina?

Do you think Irina is ambitious person?

Oh yeah, she wanted to be a President of the Earth ever since she was a little, but then settled on the second best option - to be a famous writer.

Nah, she is a dopey stoner and a complete Buddhist.

What do we know about Irina's cat Matilda?

That this is an ungodly beast, and not even a cat.

Well why, Irina has a very cute pussy!

Does Irina like gardening?

Only if it involves killing plants.

Hell yes, she loves casting shit far and wide!

What statement describes Irina best?

Martyr! This woman worked for 17 years - what a tragic waste of her talents!

A lazy cunt. No backbone or moral compass whatsoever.

Would Irina prefer Batman or Superman?

Batman! That's the dude from the Downton Abbey, right?

She aint bovvered.

What would she prescribe to a pregnant woman?

Diamonds and champagne.

To stop smoking, drinking and gambling.

Is Irina kind?

Well, never seen her poisoning wells and boiling kids in a cauldron, so she must be alright ...

Kind?! She is a fucking saint, man!

Is Irina good with computers?

Only if it has just one button to press.

Shit, yes! She writes all her emails in Java script!

Irina's "5 a day" are ...

Fruit'n'veg and shit like that.

Better not to talk about it really...

Is Irina an arsonist?

It's all under control these days...

No.

Does Irina give a fuck?

Nope. She is a classic textbook case of "don'tgiveafucker"

Only to those she cares about, and free of charge.

What social class does she belong to?

Lumpenproletariat.

Degenerate royalty.

What do people usually say about her?

"A complete waste of space, and a total drain on the society"

"She is a noble and graceful lady, famous for her compassion and empathy"

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