Which committee member are you?
Which Committee Member Are You?
Discover your inner committee persona with this fun and quirky quiz! Answer a series of light-hearted questions and find out which fictional character or archetype best represents you within a committee setting. This quiz is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of humor and introspection to their day!
- Engaging multiple-choice questions
- A mix of humor and absurdity
- Great for group activities and discussions
You see this... What do you say/do?
Change my position… damn my neck was starting to hurt.
Urinate in the urinal next to him, pat him on the back, wish him all the best, wash hands.
Shrug and say I’m off duty.
Question the life choices that led me to this situation.
Take a picture, then ask if he’s alright.
Nudge him with my foot and begin to ask him if he’s okay when I realise I accidentally walked into the men’s bathrooms.
Say hello to my father.
How do you pronounce this word: Valentine's
Valentimes.
Evil corporate scheme by the lizard people.
Valentine’s.
The Loneliest day of the year.
Shmalentine.
I’m gayslexic... sorry.
Like a pro.
In a desert island situation, what emoji would you pick and why?
П Boy howdy.
П, because the mighty king fish emoji and his followers shall swim me through their aquatic kingdom and back to the mainland where I shall forever be in their debt.
П Just to be healthy… cough cough. *sweating*
П So I can express my frustration about being stuck on the island.
П(for water).
П Face Screaming in Fear because face screaming in fear.
П I’d want to have the Drama society with me wherever I went!
If the black & white film has 24 shots, but the colour film has 36, how many people will be blinking?
Mitch.
What the hell does this even mean!?
None hopefully.
I don’t know BUT did you know that if you sneeze with your eyes open they can pop out?
None because I haven't got any friends.
Ugh I make films actually??
60 maybe idk what’s going on.
Why did the chicken really cross the road?
Because it’s to escape a doomed life of egg-laying on a Yorkshire chicken farm where it will meet a flamboyant American rooster which the chicken and the hens hope can teach them to fly to freedom. Things will get complicated when a chicken-pie making machine is installed on the farm and their need becomes urgent meaning they must devise other means of escape like crossing the road.
Because it’s an independent chicken that can do whatever the hell it wants? Thank U, next.
He didn’t cross the road. He didn’t look both ways.. And he had its headphones on. And it was texting. The chicken was ran over. It was all a THINK advert.
Because he’s an adult chicken. Why we all up in his business? Let him be and get on with your own life.
Because it was actually a member from The Beatles.
Because of witness protection.
Because the light was green.
Dwayne the Rock Johnson Bumps into Kamil, what does he say?
What can I say except you're welcome! (Moana guys! C’MON!)
The Rock - “Hey Camel, I’m Dwayne the Rock Johnson.” Kamil - “It’s actually Ka- oh yeah no don’t worry about it yeah bye okay bye.”
Who is saying what? This question makes no sense? Can a rock speak? I am confusion??
Hey stop stealing my questions.
Damn, who put this pole in my way?
Nods, gives note. Jumps through the window smashing the glass... Parachutes on way down.
Hey, you want a selfie?
Who would win in a fight? A shark with bear arms or a bear with shark arms?
Depends on where they were fighting really…
What if the sharks on the bear arms recognise that the shark is a shark? And they see a friend in the shark... Would they attack him? And what about the bears, what if they see the target as a fellow bear? Would they turn on the shark? Would the other bear free the two ‘arm bears’ from the control of the shark? Free from this evil genetic mutation that should have never occurred. What if?
All the people who didn’t believe Darwin.
I would win. I would fight them both. Fight me you deformed coward.
I mean… we’ve all seen sharknado! Imagine that! That would be lethal!
Depends on the arena in which the fight takes place, shark-armed-bear would dominate on land, but bear-armed-shark wins every time in the water.
A shark with bear arms, duh.
You run for events manager ALONE but end up with this guy! What do you do?
Make a witty question out of the situation in the end of year committee quiz.
Be passive aggressive.
Hide yo girl.
Distract him with a shiny object and do most of the work anyway.
Fall head over heels for him.
I love charity work.
Pfft idk, probably just suck it up and get on with it really.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean, a joke from the 1970s?
African or European?
Nerd.
African or European?
Wtf.
African or European?
Alexa says: That depends whether it’s an African or a European swallow. I say: Get a better question.
Someone hasn’t paid their membership, what do you do?
Lecture them for several hours about how to pay their membership.
Well that’s not very nice, please could you pay it soon.
OMG same!
You know that passive aggressive thing? That, but even more.
Fight them. Fight me you unpaying coward.
Make an awky comment about it in announcements with some witty banter thrown in there and try not to look them directly in the eye.
Take their bloody kneecaps m8888.
If you have 636 members and 266 followers, what number of people will come to events?
You can’t delete the old members of the page Ben.
Doesn’t matter…we’re banned from half the clubs anyway.
Definitely not my dad LOL.
My parents.
Doesn’t matter, my dance moves are more than enough to get this party started.
🌈everyone🌈⭝
Not enough.
If you were a dinosaur, which kind would you be and why?
Dog. Dog’s were around back then right?
Ankylosauria, mainly because when I googled it the artist interpretations made them all look like they were smiling, and I thought a dinosaur smiling was quite wholesome lol
Brachiosaurus because they look the most like a giraffe.
Triceratops because have you seen that three horned face?
Diplodocus (it looks like it could crack a lot of good jokes).
Allosaurus because you’d always have a great entrance line.
Giganotosaurus because it’s the best name for a dinosaur.
What’s your guilty pleasure in the bedroom?
Sleeping in when knowing I have a lot to do. Makes me feel so guilty 🤓
Gluten.
Sleeping. Don’t tell anyone though. 🤫
Kink shaming.
Being well rested.
Skyping my nan.
Watching Gilmore Girls and eating ice cream in bed is all I know.
What do you think about bananas?
П
Great source of potassium
Is a SPECIAL.
Convenient but people open the wrong end.
The bigger the better.
WoooOOOoooW.
Nice as an ice cream flavour or perhaps in some sort of dessert situation.
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