Which Rat Patrol Character Are You?

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Have you ever wondered which fearless member of the Rat Patrol you resemble? Dive into this quiz to uncover the character traits that align with your personality! Whether you’re a daring strategist or a witty sidekick, there’s a Rat Patrol hero waiting to be discovered.

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10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by DaringScout321

First up: Headgear! Pick your trademark.

Big stupid-looking goggles

An Aussie bush hat even though I am not, ironically, an Aussie

What's wrong with the helmet they gave me?

A stylish beret

A bright red kepi that can be seen for literally miles

Which of your group of friends are you?

The brooding one who only hangs around because it's too depressing to be alone

The quiet one who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing because arguing isn't worth it

The cool one who pretends to be too dignified for this nonsense but secretly enjoys it

The crazy one who always comes up with weird ideas for group outings

The enthusiastic one who has his own ideas nobody ever listens to

Do you think outside the box?

Box? What box?

I don't get paid to think outside the box

There is nothing outside the box, and anyone who says otherwise does not belong in this reality

Boxes are there for a reason

I would if somebody thought to ask me

What's your catchphrase?

Bold of you to assume I ever speak

If at first, you don't succeed...

Something convincing enough to get me out of a bad situation but vague enough to avoid actually explaining it

Let's shake it!

Should the day ever come that I am reduced to using a catchphrase, I will drown myself in the nearest wadi

Would you be caught dead in shorts and knee socks?

Does it matter if I get the job done?

Real men wear jodhpurs, thank you very much

You say that like it's a bad thing

Is this a trick question?

What difference does it make? I'll look awesome either way

Your plan went wrong, and there's no way out. How do you react?

Your commander is wounded and you are asked to take over. How do you respond?

I was born for this. Bring it!

I'm more of a "follow" type, but thanks anyway

Fine, let's get this over with

You're going to regret this more than I am

I'll try, but don't blame me if everyone ends up dead

How likely are you to be wounded in action?

I exist to be injured

I have plot armor; it's my men who are doomed

Hardly. I'm not a total klutz, you know

Who cares? I could power through two broken legs any day of the week

I can't say until it happens

What kind of future are you planning for yourself?

Somebody's got to get all that white lightning where it's going

Sweating my life away digging for dead things in piles of sand. Pure heaven!

I hear they got a lot of pretty girls in Paris

Depressed, dismal, riddled with failure and false hope...so about the same as now, thanks

I don't know, but it's going to be fabulous

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