TFSP News Quiz 050718

1) A tragic story that unfortunately is not uncommon in India, a young woman was raped and then burned alive. In a further-infuriating turn of events, the rapists that were caught were only sentenced to pay 50,000 rupees ($990) and do THIS:

A) Write an apology note to the victim’s family that has no fewer than 500 characters

B) Take an anger management class

C) Cook a series of freezer meals for the victim’s family

D) Each do 100 situps

2) In Panama City, a man known in his trailer park as “Santa Claus” was recently arrested on several counts of burglary and aggravated stalking. When officers searched his home, they found this:

A) Over 90 lbs of women’s underwear

B) A shrine to Charles Manson, complete with Jesus candles, photos and newspaper clippings

C) A poorly made statue of Brittany Spears fashioned strictly out of homemade fruit leather

D) The skeletal remains of over 100 hamsters and other various rodents

3) A 26 year old woman in Colorado was arrested after she went into a 7-Eleven and did this:

A) Made boozy Slurpees by bringing in a fifth of Vodka and setting up a little station at the Slurpee machine

B) Took her top off and covered her breasts in nacho cheese sauce while we girlfriend took photos for her Instagram feed

C) Put a cup of urine in the store’s microwave in hopes of using the warm pee to pass a drug test she was on her way to

D) Intentionally left poop in every isle of the store by crapping in her pants and kicking the excrement down the legs of her jeans

4) Florida Daily Dubbs: A Florida man was recently arrested because he was on the beach practicing his karate by doing this:

A) By throwing large clumps of sand at various passerby’s and yelling “NINJA VANISH!”

B) By kicking swans he would encounter on the beach in the face

C) By stealing surfboards left by surfers and attempting to karate chop through them

D) By propping up and then repeatedly punching a large dolphin corpse that had washed ashore

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