TFSP News Quiz: 062518

1) An Oregon man who took LSD and then carjacked a vehicle right in front of a police cruiser and then led police on a 40 mile chase told police that THIS was the reason he did it after they apprehended him:

A) Because he thought it was his car, and the police were his escorts

B) That he believed he was leading them to Zodiac Killer

C) That he thought he was in a real life Grand Theft Auto video game

D) Because he wanted to put them through a test, and they passed… "Just barely."

2) A 47 year old Dallas woman recently shot and husband because he was doing this:

A) Buying Miracle Whip instead of Mayonnaise

B) Talking with men on GRINDR, a gay dating app

C) Not buying the right kind of Meth

D) Hitting her beloved cat

3) FLORIDA DAILY DUBBS: A 35 year old Florida woman shot her husband square in the testicles after he tried to do this:

A) Change the channel from her Real Housewives show she was watching

B) Take away her AC unit

C) Serve her a fully frozen shrimp dinner

D) Ejaculate on her feet whilst she was sleeping

4) A 22 year old man in the UK recently stabbed himself to death because he falsely thought:

A) That aliens were coming to get him

B) That he was made of steel

C) That his family would receive a very large life insurance payout

D) That he was wearing a “stab-proof vest"

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