Are you a good Party member?

How do you feel about Big Brother?

I love him with all my heart

He is my leader so I respect him

He is a pretend figurehead of a fascist regime

Big who?

What is your first thought when there is a new announcement of a public hanging for traitors?

Ring Amnesty International

I must take my children, it will be an excellent educational experience

Stay at home with the curtains shut - don’t want to go, but I’m not rocking any boats

Well, they probably deserve it, someone has to keep us safe

You see your neighbour talking to someone of the opposite gender who they are not married to. What do you do?

Is this a problem?

Take no notice

Tut

Immediately contact the Thought Police - it will look bad if they find out before you reported it. You should always spy on your neighbours.

What’s your favourite drink?

Victory Gin

Tea with real sugar in

Coffee

That Lindt hot chocolate they’re doing in Costa at the moment

War is ________, Freedom is _________, Ignorance is ___________

Bad / Good / Huh?

Peace / Slavery / Strength

Futile / A human right / The root of all evil

What are you on about?

The Party watches over us all the time because...?

They want complete control, even if our inner thoughts

Technology is cool - I would never turn off location services on my phone!

It is for our own good, they protect us.

They’ve got nothing better to do.

What word would you use to describe something that is the best of its kind?

Doubleplusgood

Umm...the best?

There are so many possible synonyms, I couldn’t possibly choose just one!

Really really good, like, really good

What is in Room 101?

Frank Skinner (or Paul Merton if you’re watching it on repeat)

My worst nightmare

Is that like the Room of Requirement?

Probably a bed, hopefully a minibar

What do you think about the raised chocolate ration thanks to our glorious victory over Eurasia?

I’m so grateful to Big Brother, the party always looks out for us

Well, you can’t complain if you’re given more chocolate

It’s always been 20g, they just say it’s been raised and everyone “forgets” what it used to be

Does that mean I can get a Galaxy Ripple?

Which level of the party do you most identify with?

The inner party

The outer party

The proles

The Brotherhood

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