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Your roommate painted the living room without consulting you first, you:

Your roommate is in good spirits about it, so let’s work on how to decorate the rest of the house to match

This does not alter my quality of life in any way

You’re annoyed that your roommate didn’t consult you, but you act like you don’t care

You’re annoyed because the color really isn’t one you like and now you have no say in it

This was a violation of boundaries and it could’ve been done better

You’re upset you missed out on getting to redesign the house

It feels wrong but you show your support since it’s just a paint color after all

You really just weren’t prepared to come home to a change like this

Looks great! Let’s keep making it even better!

You’re at an intimate surprise party you weren’t invited to

I’m sorry, what? No I’m not. That’s innapropriate.

May as well enjoy myself!

This is literally my worst nightmare

At least this will be a fun story later on, I guess

Just trying to annoy the host who DIDNT INVITE ME as little as possible

I’m just embarrassed I didn’t bring a gift, I guess

I’m going to ask the host if they’re annoyed that I’m here

I’m going to introduce myself to the host and make a new friend

Depends on if it’s fun- if it’s not I’m leaving even if it looks awkward

A retail worker is being very rude to you to the point of screaming at you

Roll my fucking eyes, flip them off, and cry on the inside

Say the worst thing you can think of to crush their soul and then walk away

Report them to their manager

Stare them straight in the eyes and moonwalk away

Byeeeee!

Make it known to those around me that I did nothing wrong

Stare amused at this rabid animal, then leave

Try to find a solution, if at all possible

Fight back

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