Which Simpson Productions Alum Are You?

If you had to eliminate one Broadway musical from history, which would it be?

Ben Nye...

...Should have found a different calling.

...Doesn't know what makeup is.

...Saved me.

...No comment. It's too painful.

...Ignited my feud with setting spray.

...I've never heard of this man. Is he running for president?

What is the best post- work call hangout spot?

Cast party drink of choice?

Straight tequila

I'm wizard staffing tonight.

Something fruity and fun.

Sorrow and regret.

Whatever concoction I can pull together last minute.

WATER. These vocal chords cannot be bothered!

When you're called at 6:00 pm, what time do you show up?

6:00 (I like to live dangerously).

6:01. CHAOS IS MY DRUG OF CHOICE.

6:10. Everything is numb.

5:50. (*shrugs*)

5:45. Stage managers everywhere love me.

Looks like I'm eating dinner at the theatre tonight.

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