What Records Guy Are You?

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Discover Your Inner Records Guy

Are you curious about what type of Records Guy you are? Take our fun quiz to uncover your unique personality traits and interests! Whether you're a lover of animals, a movie buff, or a pop culture enthusiast, this quiz will help you find the Records Guy that best describes you!

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Dogs?

Dogs.

Dogs!!!

Cats? Cats???

No.

What makes a good superhero?

They should be mysterious, cool, and very human.

Well, obviously they have to be hot. Me-wow!

They gotta have cool powers that make you want to be them.

A good leader and a good person is a must.

What's the scariest movie you can imagine?

Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds

Alfred Hitchcock's The Frogs

Alfred Hitchcock's The Spiders

Alfred Hitchcock's Dying Alone and Unloved

Alfred Hitchcock's I Fear No Man

Alfred Hitchcock's The Animal Cruelty

Alfred Hitchcock's My Life Am I Right Ha Ha Ha

If you were sorted into one of the four legally distinct Swinedimples Abodes, which would you be?

Griffleblor

Ravensmaw

Slibberbin

Hufflepuff

What's the perfect film ever made?

The Nightmare Before Christmas!!!!

Anything but The Nightmare Before Christmas

Pacific Rim

Pick a quote by celebrated author Franz Kafka.

"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet."

�...this is love. I have my self-consciousness not in myself but in the other. I am satisfied and have peace with myself only in this other and I AM only because I have peace with myself; if I did not have it then I would be a contradiction that falls to pieces. This other, because it likewise exists outside itself, has its self-consciousness only in me; and both the other and I are only this consciousness of being-outside-ourselves and of our identity; we are only this intuition, feeling, and knowledge of our unity. This is love, and without knowing that love is both a distinguishing and the sublation of this distinction, one speaks emptily of it.”

“I am a cage, in search of a bird.”

�The meaning of life is that it stops.”

“All language is but a poor translation.”

“Alas," said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I must run into." "You only need to change your direction," said the cat, and ate it up.”

Hey wait a second isn't that second one a quote from Hegel?

"My last name is Kafka."

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