Going Wizard Mode

A whimsical cartoon-style image of a sarcastic wizard holding a wand, surrounded by funny horses and magical berries in a colorful forest.

Going Wizard Mode: A Quirky Adventure

Welcome to 'Going Wizard Mode', a whimsical quiz adventure designed to test your imagination and humor. Join a sarcastic wizard as you answer peculiar questions and reveal secrets along your journey.

Discover your berry preferences.
Confirm the normality of humorous horses.
Share a secret with a wizard!

20 Questions5 MinutesCreated by JestingWizard42

Hello and welcome, traveler! I am a wizard. By what name would you like to be addressed?

, I need your help. Our world is in grave danger, and you may be the only soul capable of saving it. But first, I need to know a little more about yourself.

I love you, wizard, thank you for this grand opportunity.

You have a very distinct stench.

Well now I'm extremely pissed off. But I guess I'll just have to get over that so we can keep moving. Dick.

First question: Which berry is your preferred berry?

Elderberry

Thimbleberry

Berry of the straw

I hate you and everything you stand for

You do know we don't actually talk like that, right? That's a little demeaning.

. Not the option I would have picked, but an option nonetheless. I must ask you now: Which horse looks the funniest?

This horse.

Haha, that horse is very funny. He looks like he is flying.

Haha, that horse is very funny. He looks like he is addicted to hard drugs.

Haha, that horse is very funny. He looks like he is laughing.

Great. I'm glad we can both agree, that is just a normal horse.

Now that we have completed the horsey part of the quiz, in inches, how long is your wand?

Between 0 and 3 inches.

Between 3.1 and 6 inches.

Longer than 6 inches.

That is a very small wand. I am sorry for your loss.

Though your length is decent, it is truly the girth that counts.

You are lying. I have the biggest wand in the world and that is how I know that you are lying. Please do not lie to me again.

Now it is time for me to tell you a secret. The secret is . It feels very good to tell each other secrets.

It does.

Before we part, please tell me. How do you feel about the band Oingo Boingo?

I love them.

I do not love them.

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