The Sargon Of Akkad Quiz

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The Sargon of Akkad Quiz

Test your knowledge on the controversial figure known as Sargon of Akkad! This quiz dives into a spectrum of bizarre and satirical takes on Sargon, blending contemporary culture with historical references.

  • Explore outrageous claims and humorous interpretations
  • Engage with multiple-choice questions
  • Challenge your understanding of modern cultural commentary
7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by CuriousCat123
What is Sargon's real name?
Carl Benjamin
Horst Wessel
Who is Sargon of Akkad
A Youtuber who epouses Classical Liberalism and the values of the Enlightenment
A Mythic shemale beast produced by the subreddit 'HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG AND REMEMBER THE HOLOHOAX' unleased on the world to bring about the end of world'
How did Sargon react to the microsoft chat bot 'Tay'?
He thought it was one of the funny things of twitter he had ever bore witness to.
He was so trigger that he castrated himself and transitioned into a woman, changing his name to Labia Maidenhead. He is currently the tenured Professor of Women's Studies at Sans Schlong College, California.
Why did Sargon recently go on holiday to Spain?
He went on holiday to relax with his lovely wife and son, who he dotes on, and escape the online world for a few days.
As a cover to meet with Vee and Pablo Escobar to begin production of their new type of cocaine, which, imbued with Vee's Romanian Gypsy magic, can turn any woman into a sex slave whose only thoughts are how she can please her male master, who is of course innately superior to her in every way.
Why did Franchesca Ramsey attempt to get Sargon banned from Patreon?
Because she is a typical SJW who's only response to a rational and evidence backed critique of her work is ad hominem and censorship.
Because Sargon discover that Franchesca greatly enjoyed roleplay as a african slavegirl in Raceplay scenarios with her husband and regularly travels to a private island in the caribbean where she and number of other notable black feminist go and act out their ultimate fantasy of being slave who are regularly sexual exploited by white anglo-saxon males.
Why does Sargon think God is dead?
Because the Enlightenment promoted values of reason and rationalism, which have allowed people to think freely and no longer need God as the foundation for morality
Because God heard Cliff Richards sing and did the only decent thing
If he was an American, Should Sargon vote for Donald Trump?
Yes, because it will cause the collective mental collapse of the SJW Hive Mind and free the West to advance to the sunlit uplands of sanity, reason and bisexual, big arsed, nympo black women who hate feminism
No, Trump will be assassinated by an SJW if he is elected and provoke a second US Civil War, which would be terrible for the Western World
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