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What is your idea of luxury?

Tangerines

Being able to call an emergency helicopter to escape movie theatres

Tortilla chips with a hint of lime over just the plain

A middle school marching band with 3/4ths capes

Mac and cheese in the shape of high end perfume bottles

Ten different types of hors d'oeuvres at your opera's opening night

What's your favorite southern saying?

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

She acts like she just fell off the turnip truck

He's more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full o' rockin' chairs

Cowboy boots keep me closer to heaven

Grinnin' like a possum eating a sweet potato

Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

What is your ideal 11/22? (Date of John F Kennedy's assasination)

Planning slow cooker recipes for Thanksgiving

Sculpting Johnny F's head out of rotisserie chicken

Recreating the smoke on the grassy knoll with friends

Last minute shopping for Kennedy costume

Plotting revenge on the descendants of LHO

Recreating the smoke on the grassy knoll by yourself

What will you buy at the local craft fair?

A bottle of plain sand

Nightmare catchers

All of the poison cookies that your senile grandmother has made

Homemade aspirins

Woodwork crafted with forbidden techniques

8 pack 2 inch crocheted clowns

What's your favorite aesthetic?

What is your weapon of choice?

6 foot tall foam sword

A staff with a small dragon sculpture from the renaissance fair

My biting wit

A string with a cactus on either end

A wooden slingshot and five stones

A bouncer that I pay by the hour

What is the best place to catch ghosts?

The Mumford and Sons' green room

Dolly Parton's wig room

The Mr. Clean factory in Sejung

The Mr. Clean factory in Puyang Henan

The 23rd gopher hole in the Chihuahua Desert

The Gastro Pub

Which organ would you be least willing to part with?

What is your latest hobby?

Cyber rock collecting

Painting flames on any and all ferraris you can find

High intensity uphill parking

Mall squatting

Playing in a squeeze box ensemble

Unofficially inspecting Cracker Barrels

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