This quiz predicts your death
Predict Your Death Quiz
Have you ever wondered how you might meet your end? This whimsical quiz combines humor with the bizarre to give you a light-hearted prediction about your mortality. Answer a series of quirky questions, and discover your fate with a wink!
- 10 unique questions
- Fun and humorous options
- Perfect for sharing with friends
What is your idea of luxury?
Tangerines
Being able to call an emergency helicopter to escape movie theatres
Tortilla chips with a hint of lime over just the plain
A middle school marching band with 3/4ths capes
Mac and cheese in the shape of high end perfume bottles
Ten different types of hors d'oeuvres at your opera's opening night
What's your favorite southern saying?
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
She acts like she just fell off the turnip truck
He's more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full o' rockin' chairs
Cowboy boots keep me closer to heaven
Grinnin' like a possum eating a sweet potato
Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
What's your favorite dish?
Pho fusion soup
Filet mignon with Ragu
Heavily salted onion seed salad
Scooby Snacks
Just steel cut oats
Liver paté
What is your ideal 11/22? (Date of John F Kennedy's assasination)
Planning slow cooker recipes for Thanksgiving
Sculpting Johnny F's head out of rotisserie chicken
Recreating the smoke on the grassy knoll with friends
Last minute shopping for Kennedy costume
Plotting revenge on the descendants of LHO
Recreating the smoke on the grassy knoll by yourself
What will you buy at the local craft fair?
A bottle of plain sand
Nightmare catchers
All of the poison cookies that your senile grandmother has made
Homemade aspirins
Woodwork crafted with forbidden techniques
8 pack 2 inch crocheted clowns
What's your favorite aesthetic?
Blues Brother meets Blue Man Group
Fubu track suits with spray tan
Gucci-fresh
Dental Hygenist climbs mount kilamanjaro (woolen scrubs)
Bible Times
Great Emu war veteran (Emu)
What is your weapon of choice?
6 foot tall foam sword
A staff with a small dragon sculpture from the renaissance fair
My biting wit
A string with a cactus on either end
A wooden slingshot and five stones
A bouncer that I pay by the hour
What is the best place to catch ghosts?
The Mumford and Sons' green room
Dolly Parton's wig room
The Mr. Clean factory in Sejung
The Mr. Clean factory in Puyang Henan
The 23rd gopher hole in the Chihuahua Desert
The Gastro Pub
Which organ would you be least willing to part with?
44 note spinet organ
45 jet chromatic hydraulophone
Organ of Basilica Valre
Reddel Memorial Organ
Melodica (blow organ)
B-3 Hammond-Suzuki
What is your latest hobby?
Cyber rock collecting
Painting flames on any and all ferraris you can find
High intensity uphill parking
Mall squatting
Playing in a squeeze box ensemble
Unofficially inspecting Cracker Barrels
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