Are you an NPC?

You assume certain things are illegal such as owning guns with zero paperwork simply because it sounds like it would be illegal.

You begin to come to a complete stop when a traffic light turns yellow.

You drive with your hands at 10:00 & 2:00 on the wheel.

You have said something along the lines of, "If you don't want to go to jail, don't do anything illegal" before.

You only speak to others in public outside of your circle only if spoken to.

You casually go out for ice cream more than once every 3 months.

You play video games longer than 1-2 hours a week.

You must have your daily Coke or Dr. Pepper.

You work a 9-5 making less than 60k a year & say things like, "Freedom isn't free."

You patiently wait for your employer to give you a raise instead of bringing up a raise proposal.

It is imperative that you see your favorite sport team play every single game.

In the past year, you have done much complaining and are still in the same place you were last year.

You are 3x vaccinated.

You have a crystal collection for "Good vibes" but do not get any sunlight.

You are not willing to drop your career in the field of study you graduated college in to learn/ pursue a new career in which would make you more successful.

You follow ALL the rules because, "The rules are the rules & the rules are the rules for a reason."

You would snitch on yourself to the police if they told you, "We will find out anyway & lying will make things worse."

You would never run a red light at 3am that's been red for 5 minutes while nobody is around for miles.

It would be 'Cool' to work for Apple, Facebook, or Twitter.

You say dumb shit such as, "Lost in the sauce" & "4/20 blaze it".

You have a bachelors in a social science making less than 50k a year.

President Zelensky of Ukraine is a true war hero & leader.

You watch more than 15 minutes of reality television a week.

You go see every Marvel movie on release day.

You own any Pokemon accessories.

You use hand sanitizer every single time it is offered or availiable.

You wear a bicycle helmet when riding a bicycle.

You go to the movies more than 3 times a year.

It is imperative to celebrate 4/20.

Mass surveillance with cameras on every corner is an effective way to combat crime.

Joe Biden is fixing Trump's mess.

You watch Netflix longer than 1-2 hours a week.

Putting money into a savings account is the most effective/responsible way to save money.

You're from a small town & believe every big city is trash or vise versa.

You talk about Cryptocurrency & don't make any money off of it.

Police officers & military personnels deserve automatic utmost respect.

You wear an AppleWatch in public at any other place than the gym.

You have never done anything illegal to have fun.

21 Pilots was a good musical group before they dropped from the face of the earth.

All men or women are trash.