Whodunnsaidit?

€�I wanna quack with my lawyer.”

€�Jaden, you're blowing my mind holes.”

€�Unless I find an off-brand Jeremiah.”

€�More concerning, she’s BLEEDING SALSA!”

€�It is an insult to my heritage to call me merely “chicken”

€�I thrift my dresses and my wives.”

€�How many wheels does a car have? Two.”

€�To be sad is to exist.”

"The Soviets had it right."

"Two syllable words are hard."

€�There are things I do not like eating, such as bleach”

Judah said, “Call me Juju T-man”

"I don't want to be married or single now, just dead"

€�Butt holsters are a real thing, man! I googled them, so I KNOW.”

€�I’m out of spoons…mental spoons.”

€�Would anyone else like to give a whack at the work of providence.”

€�*in a sing song voice* Bippity bop! The demons will drop!”

€�Should I go to college? Should I get married? Should I eat this burrito? These questions are basically the same.”

"Crafty for the greater good"

€�Jesus will be my coffee.”

€�What do you mean by ship, strip, etc?”

€�Mr Darcy smells good tonight.”

€�Someone gave the demon babies the door code.”

€�Gerbils count. They always count.”

€�I’ve got major. MuCho. JuNKo in my throat.”

*To a truck* “SIR, you forgot your pants.”

€�The secret to teleportation is short-term memory loss.”

€�Hello Caelyn, I’ve come to steal your socks. Don’t do anything.”

€�Virtuous penguins in limbo in Dante.”

*singing* “It’s a hard nah world for us.”

€�Apparently they’re from Costco, so now I need to steal my mom’s library card.”

€�If you did have a man bun, you wouldn’t look gay.”

"The hair, the bowtie—Yes! You’re the duck!"

€�They put the portal to hell upstairs?!”

€�Use the rose to liberate his pants.”

€�John Mark is a FINE man.”

€�Spicy as in heretical!”

€�I’m going to blow my patients away with how manly I look in these sick scrubs….. world’s sexiest scrubs!”

€�Guys, get your guts off of my windshield!”

€�Here we have multiplication….hence…babies.”