Which 'Prologue' character are you?

Which of these quotes from the "Prologue" short story suits you the best?

"Reach for logic in a mind of a heretic and find yourself empty-handed."

"When treading in the dark one is to walk, rather than run."

"You are in need of a prayer!"

Quotes? I don't have time for quotes! I'm too busy PURGING HERETICS!

The Librarian is voicing his concern about the upcoming battle. You will:

Keep your mouth shut and open your ears wide. You might learn something.

Cut him off because he "shows too much sentiment... Far too much!"

Use his gifts and wisdom to better prepare your strategy. Press for more insights from him.

BY THE EMPEROR, THOSE LIBRARIANS LOVE TO TALK. WE ARE WASTING OUR TIME HERE, MY CHAINSWORD HUNGERS!

When battling the enemies of Man, you best serve your chapter when you are:

Unleashing the fury from your Heavy Bolter, turning enemies into red mists.

Shouting at their faces that they suck while beating their faces into mush with your weapon.

Organizing your brothers, devising an ingenious strategy that will ensure quick victory!

QUITTING THIS STUPID QUIZ AND LAUNCHING MYSELF WITH A JUMP PACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ENEMY POSITION SHOUTING "FOR THE EMPEEEEROOOOOOR!"

The entire Strike Team is found slain apart from a lone initiate. Your first reaction is:

Making sure you are elected the new Company Champion.

Mourn the loss of your brothers.

Offer words of wisdom to the survivors, bolstering their resolve.

STARE FURIOUSLY AT THE ONLY SURVIVING INITIATE, DECIDING BETWEEN CRUSHING HIS SKULL FOR LETTING HIS BROTHERS DIE OR PROCLAIMING THE POOR CHAP A HERO OF THE CHAPTER FOR ENDURING THIS LONG!

The Witch is trying to seduce you to the Dark Side, I mean Chaos, or better said "the RUINOUS POWERS" aaa f*ck it, I ruined it anyway. Just go to the next question.

(STARES FURIOUSLY)

(Wondering if this is a test)

(Wondering if the Emperor will forgive the time he wasted on these questions)

(Greet this mistake with a measure of understanding)

So the Witch is trying to seduce you to fall to the RUINOUS POWERS, claiming that you serve the Corpse Emperor. You respond by saying:

"You dream, Witch, when attempting to shatter my faith. How can you hope to turn me from our Emperor when He is in my very blood? You speak of His broken body, yet you do not see that His true form is all of us. From His flesh were we made, and we carry His body and soul within us all. And until the time comes for us to return His gift, we will serve Him as His finest!"

"Fine words but can you talk with a FRIGGING CHAINSWORD IN YOUR THROAT?! HUH?! WHAT? WHAT?!CALL YOUR DAEMON FRIENDS GIRL AND LETS HAVE A FAIR 15V1 DEATHMATCH!

Saying?! I'm not saying a damned word, I'll burn a BWITCH!

(Be absolutely lost for words and hope to God-Emperor you don't screw this up in HIS eyes!)

Your greatest weapon to wield is your:

My youth and enthusiasm to stomp some xeno heads

My keen strategic mind and inspiring aura.

My utter devotion to our Holy Emperor!

APSOLUTELY ANYTHING I GRAB IN BATTLE! YES, I SAID APSOLUTELY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS STRONGER THIS WAY!

In battle, you use your helmet because:

I really don't want my head to be blown off by some stray bullet.

So I can keep my eyes on my brother's life signs and have a better understanding of the ongoing battle.

So I can look terrifying to His enemies.

I CAN THROW IT AT MY ENEMY AND HOPEFULLY IT GET STUCK TO HIS HEAD SO I CAN PRETEND TO FIGHT A SPACE MARINE WHICH WILL BE REFRESHING TO HAVE A REAL OPPONENT AND NOT THOSE WEAKLINGS! NO, THIS IS NOT HERESY, THIS IS LOYALTY TO THE BONES!!! OK, I need to calm myself, some KHORNE guy asked me to quiet down

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