What Type of Asshole Do You Own?

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What Type of Asshole Do You Own?

Take this hilarious quiz to discover what kind of quirky personality traits your friends or even yourself might embody! From your bedtime position to your Scrabble skills, each question is designed to poke fun while revealing a little truth about the subconscious choices we make.

10 engaging questions
Fun and quirky options
Learn more about yourself and others in a light-hearted way

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by FlyingLlama42

How do you lay in bed when you go to sleep?

Side

Back

Stomach

Standing Up

What do you do with your pubes?

Shave em clean baby

Nothing, it's a jungle

A gentle trim

I was stunted at puberty, I have no pubes

How would you identify politically?

Republican

Only sorta republican

VERY Conservative

Alex Jones

What's the longest word you've ever gotten in scrabble?

5 letters

10 letters

15 letters

Bruh whats scrabble

Did you have a gamecube as a kid?

Hell yea

No my parents hated fun

If you could bathe in one beverage, what would it be?

Beer

Milk

Ginger Ale

Beef Broth (very salty)

If you made a viral tiktok, what would it feature?

A comically large ham

Hot women

Hot influencer guy

Something borderline racist

Pick how you would kill jeff bezos

Anvil crushes his head

Anthrax

Tie him to 2 horses that run in opposite directions

Knife tornado

How often do you shit (aka poop)

I dont

Once a year

Every 20 minutes

Bimonthly

What Type of Asshole Do You Own?

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