What historical event are you

A whimsical and colorful illustration depicting various historical events in a collage style, showcasing characters and symbols related to significant moments in history, with a playful and abstract touch.

What Historical Event Are You?

Ever wondered how your personality might align with a historical event? Take this fun and engaging quiz to discover which major moment in history reflects your character!

7 thought-provoking questions
Multiple-choice answers for easy selection
Find out your historical counterpart!

7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by CuriousCat547

when setting alarms, you…

Set four consecutive alarms within five minute intervals due to your generalized anxiety disorder and/or narcosis

Don’t set alarms because time is not a fundamentally real concept but a subjective experience fabricated by human beings to rationalize our steady spiraling towards certain death

Don’t set alarms. The world will be graced with my presence when I deign it fit

Set your alarms extra early to make sure you have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about waking up

your elementary school teacher would have described you as

Quiet and shy but smart and thoughtful

Kinda stupid but has the right attitude

Needs a lesson in playing nice

Ball of sunshine with a heart of gold

Both of your parents should be neuterized

Preferred form of communication

Text messages because i’m basic

Facetime because I have a flawless face

Email because i’m cold and like to keep people at a distance

2007 myspace chat room like a pedophile

Clandestine epistolary correspondences consisting only of licentious suggestions and arduous exclamations of love like a mother of four from brookline Massachusetts whose husband left a fortnight ago to fight in the battle of normandy

Your go-to feel-good trope

Two "totally straight" male characters who are constantly put in indefensibly romantic situations both actively and contextually under the guise of flourishing friendship that in reality is heavy sexual tension

"I must marry/date/consort with you to secure my social/financial/political standing while making it my life duty to remind you of how much I despise you but oh fuck since when did you hair look so soft"

An antihero who is majorly soft for a soft character but refuses to admit it until a life or death situation

A hero and a villain who are more alike than they are different and bond over their traumatic childhoods via lengthy monologues seconds before they fight to the death

"I’m pushing you against the wall for the sole purpose of exchanging sensual eye contact with you as I gently caress your shoulders"

Which 2020 crisis are you

3 seconds from WWIII

Trump’s impeachment acquittal

Apocalyptic australian bushfires

The pandemic

Once-in-a-generation SECOND ECONOMIC CRISIS that’s eminently ravaging an entire generation of workers and guarantees nobody younger than 24 will own property or have a savings account in the next thirty years

Your spirit is currently

Scrambling to find the last piece of a 50000 piece disney adventure: princess edition puzzle

Conspiring to assassinate the president

Just chilling I guess

Sitting in the warm sunshine of a flower garden, probably under a tree and reading a book about wood elves and dragons and nymphs with golden feet

When it comes to fighting you...

Never punch first but when you get hit you fight to win

Fuck right off, you can’t be bothered with this shit

Verbally initiate fights right and left but stop engaging when someone physically retaliates

Have broken a few noses but are otherwise a pacifist

Tell a trusted adult or authority figure

What historical event are you

What Historical Event Are You?

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