Masculine Decency Index

Do you peep (Yes Max, guys count too)?

I try not to, but sometimes it happens.

No, I'm in a relationship. But if I was single... (hehehe)

Yee, that shit is cash!!!

Not only do I peep, I point it out to my other friends. Let everyone get in on the fun and see that phat booty!!!

Do you hold a door for girls?

Always

Almost always

Only if she's within 20 feet

Hell nah, that's like reverse sexism bro!

How far would you go on a first date (If she/he was down for all of it)?

I'd lay the pipe

I'd get a blowy

I'd get a handy

Fingering

Makeout

Polite smooch

Hold hands

Hug

I won't even consider touching her/him at all unless she begs me to.

Touching her/him regardless of her/his comfort level is inappropriate and unholy.

How many genders?

I believe there's 2

There's 2 and if you think there's more you're an idiot.

There's more than 2

Trump is...

A hero

A scumbag

I'm neutral, tbh

An above average president

A below average president.

Who's your favorite person out of the options?

Hugh Heffner

David Hasselhoff

Neil Patrick Harris

George Clooney

Chris Brown

Kanye West

Frank Sinatra

John F. Kennedy

Sir Percival Glyde (Not Alex, the stud that plays him. Like, the character)

Can you ever call a woman a bitch?

Yeah, if they're being bitches

BITCHES?!?! WHERE THA BITCHES AT, BRUH???

Did you drink respect women juice this morning?

Hell yeah

Forgot to but I was gonna.

My order hasn't come in the mail yet.

My mom is

a bitch

...lowkey like just a lil hot man. I know, I know, but like she's got a little CAKE bro!

an amazing person! I will always support her! I love her so much!

...ight

Molly...

percocet!

Delaney!

No thanks man. No drugs for me!

Whether ur talking about popping a molly or PIPING a Molly, I'm very, very down.

This quiz is

Hilarious

Extremely sexist

Nonsensical

Terrible. I could write a better one.

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