TFTSP News Quiz: 011617

1) A teenager in Zimbabwe is lucky to be alive this week after he suffered a botched do-it-yourself at home surgery. The teen's friends began to make fun of him for not being circumcised & told him he’d never get a girlfriend. So the teen used THIS unorthodox tool to try to give himself one…

A) A sewing needle

B) A butter knife

C) A machete

2) A drone pilot in Russia is probably not a happy camper after his twelve hundred dollar drone was knocked out of the air at a festival he was shooting footage for by this person:

A) A spear throwing medieval renaissance festival attendee

B) A nerf arrow launched by a 60 year old grandmother at an organized Nerf gun “war"

C) A snowball thrown by a child at a snowman building festival

3) An 18 year old Tennessee high school senior recently raised over $12,000 on GOFUNDME to pay for her college tuition after her rich parents cut her off because she did this:

A) Voted for Hilary Clinton

B) Brought home a black boyfriend

C) Decided to have an abortion

4) In a recent survey published by Time Out New York, a staggering 39% of people surveyed admitted to doing THIS while at the work office:

A) Napping for a period longer than 20 minutes

B) Masturbating

C) Drinking or doing drugs

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