Which 'Love Actually' character are you based on your messaging style?

It’s a busy workday - people are rushing to meetings at your office, the phone keeps ringing, and it feels like you receive around 300 emails per minute. Suddenly you see your significant other has just sent you a message. You…

Spend the better half of the afternoon trying to figure out what brb and :/ may mean.

Don't even read it, just send a duck-lipped selfie as a response. That works in any situation!!!

Read the message and decide to reply later, when you've had enough time to compose the perfect response in your head.

Ah: a message! This is the perfect excuse to tell your sweetie about literally everything that happened to you since you last spoke (3 hours ago). You sprint to the toilet to do just that.

Shake your head. Disturbing you at work?! Your swearing vocabulary isn't wide enough to adequately channel your emotions right now, but you try nevertheless.

It’s 11 pm. Your ex sends you the following message: “Can I ask you a favour?” You pause Netflix, and...

With a series of words borrowed directly from a Tarantino movie, you explain to your ex this is EXACTLY why you’re no longer together.

Ask back: “What are you wearing? :P”

Take the opportunity to tell them all the things you were too scared to say before. By the time you’re done (1:15 pm), your ex no longer remembers what they wanted to ask of you.

Wait patiently to find out what your ex wants. It can’t be so bad, right?

Just stare at your phone trying to figure out which ex of yours this might be....

You wake up late on a Sunday morning. There’s a text by your dad that on your phone that says: “HELLO? Picture, find CALL. G . €” You take a deep breath and…

Send him a cat gif - (Like children, parents might lack mobile literacy, but they can still enjoy cat pictures!)

Try to google his message as it might be a secret abbreviation only young people (and hip dads) know about.

You reply by sending your dad a detailed set of instructions arranged into chapters about how mobile phone keyboards work and how to actually send a message to another person. That should sort it out.

Reply: “What bloody picture???”

You feel like you don’t even need to reply to that. You’ll see each other next month anyway.

You get a message from someone you haven’t spoken to in a while that just says “hey!” You…

Text back, “hey, what the fuck is going on with YOU?”

Write back “heyyy sexy ;)”

Spend a long time trying to figure out why they might be writing you by checking their facebook, old messages, and even looking through recent obituaries.

Respond immediately with a bunch of questions, and then start telling them what’s going on in your life lately.

Don’t know what to respond, so you read it and figure you’ll think later about what to write back.

During a night out, a friend pulls you aside to show you a message thread and asks for your expert opinion on what to do next. You...

Spend a few minutes trying to grasp which side of bubbles were even sent by your friend.

You close your friend’s phone: there’s no problem in the world that tequila shots can’t solve, and you’re in a bar after all!

You sit down right where you are and read your friend’s entire chat history until they get bored/uncomfortable and run off to get a charger.

Grab the phone, and before your friend could stop you, you type up a short novel to their thread that clarifies the whole issue. You don’t understand what’s wrong with this.

Hug your friend and tell them to grow the fuck up, before dragging them back to the dancefloor.

The unspeakable happens: you’re so lost gossiping about a shared acquaintance with your best friend, that you accidentally send the message to the acquaintance (!) that you two are gossiping about. How do you react to this catastrophe?

You draft a 3 page long apology email and have 3 well-known literary editors critique it before sending it to your acquaintance, signed in front of two witnesses. You hope they’ll forgive.

You don’t even notice it happened.

You’re glad it happened: it will further fortify your badass reputation. No one should mess with da bawss!

You freak out and vent furiously to your best friend, which doesn’t help at all, as they are just as panicked as you are.

You start swearing so hard at your phone in public that it temporarily diverts traffic in the downtown area.

Which 'Love Actually' character are you based on your messaging style?

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