Simp Quiz
The Simp Test: How Far Will You Go?
Welcome to the Simp Quiz! This fun and engaging quiz is designed to explore your feelings and reactions towards women and attraction. Answer a variety of scenarios and see where you stand on the simp scale!
- 10 thought-provoking questions
- Find out your simp level
- Share your results with friends
What are your Feelings on Women?
They're whatever ig....
I like them
They're all really pretty...
A WOMAN!? WHERE?
I'm gay
How Far Would you go for a Woman you Were Attracted to?
Nothing. That harlot must fend for herself
Help her here and there, but nothing extreme
Generally just be a good friend, making moves when they're appropriate
I'd do her homework and drive 20 minutes to get her food two county over
I'd literally drag my nuts over 100 meters of broken glass and scolding rock while being actively shot at just to catch a whiff of her
Would you Prioritize your Crush's Happiness Over your own?
Yes
No
Scenario #1: It's 3 AM and your crush asks you if you can do her homework because she "doesn't like math". What do you do?
Fuck that bitch! It's 3 fucki'n AM!
Leave her on "read"
Say no
Pretend to be asleep
Help her with it
Do the whole thing
Scenario #2: Your crush asks you if you can drive her to her boyfriend's house so they can head to prom. What do you do?
Fuck her! She's misguided
Refuse
Say you're busy
Drive her over
Enthusiastically drive her over, intentionally taking the long way
Scenario #3: Your crush asks you for $200 so she can buy a handbag she's been wanting. What do you do?
Fuck no! That's outrageous!
Say no and that's alot of money
Pretend you don't have money at the moment
Agree to pay in part
Give her the full $200
Give her $200 plus extra
Would you ever let yourself be dominated by a woman?
Yes
No
Would you ever get involved in CBT?
Yes
No
How much would you pay to see nudes of your crush?
Nothing. Nudes are gross and technically illegal to have
Who tf pays for nudes?
Low if possible
Say $20, nothing outrageous
$40+
Whatever price is required
What Would you Consider a Sign that a Girl Likes you?
She gets really flustered around me and spends an absurd amount of time around me
She goes out of her way to support me
She fiddles with her hair and her hands alot when she speaks to me
She laughs at my jokes
She says hi to me
She looks at me occasionally
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