Which Member of the Slug Haus Are You?

CONGRATS, YOU'RE A FINALIST!!! How are you coping with the stress?

Develop intense emotional attachment to the person giving you notes

Watch Tennis. Get Drunk. Cry. Repeat.

Start a new zine. Avoid all essays using zine as excuse

Dye your hair. Horribly. And often

Move city

You're getting your routine Red Star Noodle Bar order, what is it?

How does Kat the Cat act around you?

She cruelly spurns your affection - who does she think she is????

<3<3<3 she adores you mama <3<3<3

Critiques your literary taste

Tries to jump from your window. Or into the fire

When tf did we get a cat???

An alarm has gone off in The Slughouse. What do you do?

Go back to sleep with your hand in the Doritos bag

What alarm?

FaceTime your friend in London to show him the weird sound coming out of the wall

Call your lawyers

Order Red Star and wait for it to all blow over

What Item of Slughouse decor are you

What was your Queerfest look?

Phishnets and a Phat ass

^^^^^clothes are a social construct^^^^

Have you ever SEEN a cowboy so sexy?

Second-hand corset from your mum. 6 inch heels

We did Queerfest???

You look HOT today. What do you do?

Post an ass pic to your finsta. Caption it with a pun to pretend it's not a thirst trap

Walk to Pret; make sure you pass your crushes room three times on the way

Ask the cat's opinion on your outfit

Instagram photoshoot, but make it edgy

Self-deprecate

How did you get with your s/o

Lol what's an s/o

Hinge

He was my ex. And we met through a union hack

Which one?

His roommate is my ex's high school best friend. We deliveroo'd 3 bottles of Fat Bastard Chardonnay. The classic meet-cute

Which song best describes your sex life?

Pump It (Louder) - Black Eyes Peas

Toxic - Britney Spears

Started From The Bottom - Drake

How Do You Measure A Year - Rent Soundtrack

London Boy - Taylor Swift

Which moment from the COVID Positive Isolation are you?

Throw a glitter party. Buy pink cowboy hats as designated outfits. Attendance is mandatory

Watch all HSM movies in one night. Quietly lose your mind

Get back together with your ex. What else have you got going on?

We were in isolation?

Sit down (drank) stand up (drank) pass out (drank) wake up (drank)

Where will you be working next year?

Actually as a lawyer :(((((

This is an insensitive fkn question :@:@:@:@:@

Sell soul for [1] 93k starting salary. Cri self to sleep on Egyptian cotton sheets

Consulting in the City oi oi oi

I don't need a job I have a "brand"

Finish off with the slughaus quote you relate to most

I would convert to Christianity if it meant I got Dolly Parton on a cloud

Im gonna start a foot OnlyFans

Jeffrey Dahmer isn't my favourite, but he's in my top 10

Let's all get Ask FM and send each other hate anonymously

Once I start Rock DJing, I can't STOP Rock DJing

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