The Sorting Dildo

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The Sorting Dildo Quiz

Unleash your quirky side and discover your true self with "The Sorting Dildo" quiz! This fun and outrageous quiz contains 10 multiple-choice questions designed to entertain and provoke thought about your unique preferences and personality traits.

  • Explore your favorite games and interests
  • Uncover your spirit animal
  • Share a laugh with outrageous choices
10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by SillySausage42
A woman walks by and makes eye contact & smiles. What do you do?
Tip your hat, say "m'lady", then write a reddit post about what a slut she is
Slap dat ass like a drum, baby
Fasten a leash to my collar and beg her to take it
Offer her a cat ear headset
It's Tuesday night, which game you playing?
Wit ur moms tiddies
Hunnie Pop
Stardew Valley
Amogus
Left or right?
Alt right
Left?
Trump 2024
To the left to the left, everything you own in the box to the left
How big is your peepee?
69 ft
Yes
-3 in.
1/4 in.
A Brad comes up to you, what do you do?
C H E S T B U M P
Give him your twitch
Be beaten up, fuck alpha males
Cry like the little bitch I am
What is your favorite porn category?
Bdsm
MILFs mommy pls dominate me
Big ass, big tiddies
Rape faantasies
What app do you spend the most time on?
Tiktok
Reddit
Onlyfans
FOX News
I just transfigured you into your spirit animal. What animal are you?
Wolf
Lion
Domesticated rat
Black panther
What magic power do you specialize in?
Mind control
Sooper strength
Superior intellect
Transfiguration into domesticated rat
What does your deodorant smell like?
N/A
Mommy's spit
Manliness
Vape juice
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