Which Lewis and Clark LD squad member are you?
Discover Your Lewis and Clark LD Squad Persona
Curious about which member of the Lewis and Clark LD squad you resemble? Dive into our whimsical quiz that combines historical dilemmas, absurd choices, and a sprinkle of creativity.
Explore scenarios, make unconventional decisions, and find out your true LD squad personality!
- Engaging and imaginative questions
- A blend of history and humor
- Perfect for debate enthusiasts
You are a lighthouse keeper in the 19th century. Your wife is suffering boughts of madness from mercury poisoning from the lamp you both tend. Do you:
Offer to tend the lamp in her stead
Send her away to breathe clear air for the sake of her health, leaving you isolated to tend the lamp alone.
You also have mercury poisoning. That is not your wife, that is a seal carcass.
Read A-Z spec
You come to a fork in the road. One path is laden with moss and leads to a rocky edge of the sea where waves break violently against the shore. The other path is strewn with lava rocks and leads to a run down carousel, still piping tinny circus music through rusted speakers. Do you:
Take the path to the sea, where the danger is predictable and avoidable.
Take the path to the carousel, where the intrigue outweighs the foreboding.
Neither, both paths are unsavory and you turn around.
Cut updated politics uniqueness
You are an early 20th century illustrator who lives with your “close friend” and reference model for your entire adult life. During one of your lavish parties, a guest tips a pot of ink over one of your latest works. Do you:
Push them into the swimming pool
Try to salvage the work. You’ve put too many hours into it and the commission is due tomorrow.
Ask your “close friend” to push them into the swimming pool on your behalf.
This is all made up, stop subjecting me to these hypothetical scenarios.
You've been gathering wild herbs and edible mushrooms for your locally famous mushroom soup. On one particularly transcendent morning in the forest, you realize that you have lost the trail and a heavy fog has begun rolling in. Directly in front of you lay the most vibrant mushrooms you have ever seen. Do you:
Im hungy eat now
Gather them before quickly attempting to retrace your steps before becoming lost forever
Turn around now - you don't know where you are and you don't know what mushrooms they are
Inspect the mushrooms more, you need some more information here before you can act
There is mold growing in your water bottle. What do you do?
This is the closest I will get to a vegetable all month, I will keep drinking it.
Good for my immune system. Keep drinking.
It’s funny to drink mold water on purpose.
Wash your fucking waterbottle
Trick question, I don’t drink water.
On a crisp autumn evening, you decide to take a brisk stroll. As you head out the door and the wind lightly tickles your face, you hear an ominous group of voices chanting, droning on in some long dead tongue. Do you:
Investigate the sound, planning fully to join whatever dark ritual you come upon
Put in your headphones and push bricks back home. You are practicing self care by avoiding the call of the night.
Scream back at the voices in the night, making sure your dominance is well asserted
Drop the 1AC
It’s the tournament mandated lunch break and you just heard the most incomprehensible RFD of your life. The longer the judge talked the more your brain boiled, after finally finishing with their decision you cry bloody tears, hear an intense ringing, and smell fire. What are you eating?
Whatever you can find in the barren cafeteria. You see everyone else has food so someone’s probably serving it there I guess.
The concept of ennui (a yerba mate and as many hits on your juul as you can muster in 45 minutes)
Whatever I can get Nadya to drive me to nearby, inevitably though you are either late to your round or Nadya runs another red light.
Fruit Snacks and a black coffee
Your nocturnal neighbors set up a carpentry shop in their dorm room to make some extra cash. The loud hammering is keeping you up at night. What do you do?
Plant a bunch of used candles in their room and call the RA on duty
Do your spreading drills next to your shared, ultra thin wall to assert dominance
Burn the building down, forcing campus living to relocate you and giving you a quieter dorm without the need for any sort of confrontation
Be skeptical about whether it is in fact a carpentry shop and investigate next time they leave their door unlocked.
During your one on one Nadya looks at you and says “Hey I have a great idea for an aff” do you:
Feign interest and tone her out knowing that this is gonna end with you being sent a link to 45 pages of the most obscure academic drivel no matter what and than just wait until she forgets.
Humor her, what’s the worst that can come from a new aff right? Your hubris is vast, enjoy the 1AC that takes you 11 minutes to read.
Jokes on you, I don’t need a new aff, The last 4 prep outs all failed to answer my affs glaring solvency deficit.
Neato can’t wait to invest 6 weeks into researching an aff that I can only read in front of 6 judges (three of whom are my coaches)
collect affs like infinity stones to style on novs first time in open
Uh oh! Turns out the class you're taking for the math requirement, Futility of Mathematics: a Historical Exploration of 3 Dead People featuring Occasional Algebra, requires participation and your arch nemesis, Guy Rich, is seated right next to you! Do you:
Drop the class
Anytime Guy raises his hand, you raise yours higher and more urgently.
Convince Guy to drop the class.
Channel your anger at Guy into every debate round in a "we should all totally just STAB CEASER" type of way.
You and your husband are early 20th century con artists who run an antique and oddities shop out of your building. Your daughter claims to be a reincarnation of Sappho and is writing poetry in a similar style. Do you:
Call the gossip magazines immediately; this is another opportunity to gain attention and make a quick buck off your daughter’s claims.
Believe her and go along with it. Who among us hasn’t dreamt of being a long dead lesbian poet?
Call her on her bullshit — her claims are rife with inaccuracies and the real Sappho would balk at the fact that she is pretending to be in love with a man.
This is getting stupid and I am feeling lesbophobic.
A new Major Global Event just dropped! Do you:
Ask Anthony to Cut updates for you
Say nothing, knowing Anthony will cut uniqueness updates
Cut one single Uniqueness update and call it a day
You are Anthony you have already cut every uniqueness update possible
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