Guess the 2011 Facebook status

If yuo cant get somebody out of your head then maby their supposed to be there :)

For those that say you can do anything you put your mind to, I ask, have you ever nailed Jello to a tree? Or tried slamming a revolving door? Yep, I thought so

Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

A Boombox can change the world

Pants are stupid

R.O.T.F.L.S.H.T.I.R.O.A.R.A.A.C.R.O.M.A.I.L.-Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That I Roll Onto A Road And A Car Runs Over Me And I Live

Can gold fish crackers expire cuz I just ate a bomb ass bag of them that we bought from costco last year

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

PARSLEY!!!!!

Life is like a box of rocks

Wat?? U mean I have to do the homework????

A winkey makes every thing seem dirtier...."we're out of milk."....."we're out of milk ;)"

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No, I don't want to say where I got these scratches. On an unrelated note, if you wondered how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase,,, it's 9.

I am so excited for the hunger games! I <3 Peenis (Peeta + Katnis) ;)

Why are my nipples so hairy?

My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket

I AM SO STRAWBERRY FLAVORED :)

No god dammit I wasn't looking and I accidentally dipped my whole hand in my chocolate milk instead of my chips

Why is the sun so unforgiving?

How To Make The Best Salad Ever: Step 1. Substitute lettuce with pizza

Just tried to have a staring contest with a deer, the deer won :(

Confession 4- I love music, it tells the story I can't.

Im HUNGRY FOR somthing

It is dark, this hour