What type of raccoon are you?
What Type of Raccoon Are You?
Discover your inner raccoon with this fun and quirky quiz! Answer ten hilarious questions to find out which raccoon persona matches your personality. Are you a stylish bodega shopper, an email procrastinator, or a grape-in-nose expert?
- 10 unique questions
- Multiple-choice format
- Find your raccoon alter ego!
If you had to buy new bedding today, what pattern would you buy?
Floral
Plain white
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Blues clues
Whatever my mom buys me
A solid dark color
Which of these is most likely to be in your youtube watch history?
Bee gees staying alive dubbed over north korean army marching videos
Такого как Путин (a russian propagance edm song that translates to "one like putin")
Africa by toto played on carved sweet potatos
A buzzfeed unsolved video
Something by twosetviolin
Will smith grunting at the beginning of youtube rewind but it's all star by smashmouth
When is the last time you checked your school email
In the last 24 hours
In the last week
In the last month
In the last three months???
I dont even know, it's been that long
Never.
You are in an nyc bodega buying a novelty virgin mary candle. Whose face is on it?
Dr. fauci
Janelle monae
John mullaney
Mike lindell (the my pillow guy)
Rick astley (specifically the moment right at the beginning of never gonna give you up)
Do you have rabies?
Yes
No
Who's asking
You are at pride. What flag is tied around your shoulders?
Classic rainbow
The pride flag for the rat at the bottom of the whataburger fryer
The pride flag for people who are dead inside but feel something when they eat a blue raspberry dum dum
The pride flag for people who use emojis unironically
None, because the shoulders on my fur suit are too broad to tie a flag around
How many rosaries are in your house? (doesn't matter whose they are)
0
1
2-5
6-11
Infinity.
You get a grape stuck up your nose. What do you do now?
I'd never have a grape stuck up my nose
I call mrs. Susan gilliam
I use a pretzel rod to try to get it out
What is the main source of light in your room?
Fairy lights
Candles
A lamp
The built-in light on my fan
Overhead lights built into the ceiling
The glow of my phone
The glow of my laptop
There is no light. It's just dark.
The window (i keep the blinds open)
Are you easily marketed to?
If I see an advertisement for something I will likely be buying it.
If I had any money I would be
Nope
No, all my targeted ads are for old people stuff like catheters and prevagen
If it has a celebrity I like, yes.
No, but I can recite quite a few commercials.
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