Football Fun Quiz

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Football Fun Quiz

Test your football knowledge and see how well you know the beautiful game! This quiz is packed with humor and playful questions that will make you laugh.

  • Find out your ideal playing style
  • Discover your favorite food and movie choices
  • Get insights on your favorite players and teams
13 Questions3 MinutesCreated by KickingBall23
What type of cleats do you want to wear
Nike Mercurials
Adidas is ASS I’d wear my own branded ones
Probably sandals
I like Addidas
Gucci
Slippers because I’m fat and stupid
Whatever Ronaldo wears but slightly worse
Something big and black like my pp
If you were being attacked by a crazy person what household object would you use to kill them
I’d squirt shampoo in their eyes
My fat nose
I would make firmino blind them with his smile
One of my trophies
I would play dead
Some McNuggets because I’m fat and stupid
A pen. Get it?
My mandingo pp. I’d swing it like a baseball bat
My head
I’d die
I’d bite their arm off
What religion do you follow
I believe in goals not gods
I AM GOD
I’m muslim
I’m a Jew because the Germans smoked me in the quarter finals
Jesus because his big statue always looks over me
Buddha because I’m fat and useless
According to the fans I’m a god
Jesus was black you know
The romans because it’s badass
You need to score a goal how do you do it
Get injured and bring on Eder
Go to the MLS
Run down the wing and curl it top bins
Dribble through the whole team and chip the keeper
Do a rainbow flick into volley
Body check everyone because I’m thicc af
Win a pen
Play r in the youth academy as a grown man and flex on the toddlers
Power through two players than snipe it bottom corner
Score an own goal. Those still count.
What are you best at on the field
Winning trophies
I’m strong
I’m fast
Dribbling
Cool skills that make it into YouTube compilations
I was good but now I’m ass
Scoring goals in open play
I’m good at shooting on and off the pitch
Pissing people off
Who’s your favourite player
Jose Font
Me
Origi
Lingardinho
Ronaldinho
Eden Hazard
Not De Bruyne all my homies hate De Bruyne
Messi
Adrian
David Luiz
Where would you go on holiday
Portugal
America
The Middle East
South America
Even souther America
I’d just stay home and eat
Japen
Strip club
Somewhere tropical
Into hiding because we got humped 6-1 by Spurs
England
What’s your favourite movie
Bend it like Beckham
Anything with Arnold
Here comes the boom
Midget porn
I prefer acting
Mission impossible
Avengers
Fast and Furious
Hotel Transylvania
Harry Potter
What’s your favourite food
Sushi
Meatballs
Curry
Goat
Salad
McDonald’s
Pineapple
Your mum
Cheillini
Whatever’s in the fridge
What’s your favourite colour
Black
White
Green
Yellow
Blue
Brown
Red
What position do you play
Winger
Striker
Defender
Goalkeeper
Midfielder
What do you hate
Midgets
Growing old
Gays
International competitions
People
Racism
Rules
Gingers
Vegetables
Being in someone else’s shadow
Airplanes
If you score a goal how do you celebrate
By taking my shirt off
Wagging a finger at the crowd
Thanking god
Airplane
A little dance
By crying myself to sleep because it was on my own net
Epic flip
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