What Medieval Item Are You?

You're at a dance and the band is blasting out 'Miri It Is', what are you doing?

Keeping as far away from everyone as possible

I'm in the centre of the mosh pit

Filling myself with food from the buffet

Dancing is Sinful

You're in the forest and you find a pile of silver, what do you do?

I guard it for the rest of my days like a dragon

Silver is worthless, only the respect earned through combat has value

Bet it all on a horse race

I pack it up and move it to my home

You get home and you need some food, what do you do?

Chop some meat

Roll a dice to decide what to eat

Eat some dried food I'd prepared earlier

I'm fasting in repentance for my sins, obviously

You see a Knight riding through the village, what is the first thing you notice?

His high quality weapons and armour (must have gotten them from Spearman Supplies)

His colourful shield with zoomorphic designs

That I'm going to have to say so many Angelic Salutations for the impure thoughts I'm having about his body

That his horse alone could probably pay off your debts

It's Friday night, what are you doing for fun?

Playing games with my friends

Organising my home

Oiling my weapon shaft

Fun is sinful

It's the night before a battle, what are you doing?

Having a delicious mixed grill that I brought along with me

Practising my defensive techniques

Praying that God will forgive me for all the killing I'm about to do

Sharpening my weapons

You're on your deathbed, what is your biggest regret?

That I don't have time for one just one more game

That I never got to shiv someone with my new knife

That I didn't block that sword

That I lied about eating the last honeyed oatcake and am certainly going to burn in hell now

You've passed on to the next world, what legacy have you left your family?

An armoury of well maintained weapons

Significant debt

The knowledge of how to defend themselves

A well stocked pantry and an organised home

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