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Envies are actually just opportunities of pride.

Casual sex is a message from the beyond.

Try to suck up to a philosopher.

"Bordello" actually means "amusement park."

Seek a dream and you shall receive your fears.

We cannot change the world through punishing each other but we can change the world through smothering each other.

Respect is 90% consciousness, and 0% genius.

A set of teeth will always be a slave, but it can never be a soul.

If there's a way to incarcerate him, there's a way to let go of him.

Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.

Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.