What rubber duck are you based on your political opinons

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What Rubber Duck Are You?

Discover your political alignment through this fun and engaging quiz! Answer a series of thought-provoking questions and find out what kind of rubber duck represents your views. Whether you're an advocate for universal healthcare or believe in the merit of capitalism, there's a rubber duck for everyone!

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10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ThinkingTree807

If you were to be put on trial what would it be for?

Guillotining jeff bezos

Stealing all the frogs from the zoo

Tax evasion because you've decided to live off the grid because the capitalist system is fake and nothing is real and you should be allowed live how you want

Possession of a firearm

Opinion on climate strikes and marches?

They get in the way of things and they're annoying

They're great! They draw attention to an issue and create a strong sense of community and demand for change! I take part in them!

I think they're good but I don't see how they'll change anything. I don't really go to them

Climate change isn't real so they should stop marching

What's your opinion on wealth?

It's fairly earned. You just have to work hard

There's unequal distribution of wealth and it's wrong

You're either born into it or you're not. There's an elite class that should govern the wealth.

I don't really have an opinon

It shouldn't exist, for there to be welath there must be poverty

Opinion on healthcare?

There should be universal free healthcare funded by the state

Private healthcare for those who can afford it and subsidized healthcare for the public

Healthcare should cost money because it's a difficult sector to work in

Would you rather have...

A circular economic model (more sustainable, allows for more wealth distribution)

The current economic model (capitalism)

Self sufficient communities without monetary systems

Opinion on sending in forces to other countries (british troops to afghanistan, us troops to iraq, etc)

It was wrong. It came from a colonialist mindset and did nothing to achieve any peace. It was an unjustified invasion disguised as "defending the country from terrorism." It was wrong and resulted in the deaths and mistreatment of far too many civilians as well as needless death among the forces.

They were protecting their countries from a terrorist threat! By going in and getting them first they neutralized any possible threats.

I don't really have an opinion, I'm not well informed

I don't really care, it's in the past and the troops were just doing what they were meant to do

Opinion on reproductive rights? (abortion)

Abortion is wrong. It's killing the unborn child and everyone has a right to life

Abortion is a choice and people should be allowed to abort if they want to without justifying their reasons

Abortion is a morally grey issue and I think there should be justified reasons for getting an abortion

What should money go towards (pick 2)

Military - we need to fund our military because they protect us

Housing - we should try to help people out of homelessness and end the homelessness crisis by subsidizing housing and rehoming people

Environmental action - speeding up the process of reducing carbon footprint and developing alternative energy sources, as well as large scale cleanups and restoration of ecosystems

Economic sector - we should try and spend more money in an effort to generate more profit

Back to the people!

Education - education should be free and state-funded

What rubber duck are you based on your political opinons

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