What kind of 'Spa' Experience is right for you?

When you Spa, you prefer to wear...

You find the Spa by...

Searching Tripadvisor

Eating Peyote

Your mother's uncle knows the BEST place

You google "Why are Scandinavians so attractive?"

You heard someone almost died trying to get there- it must be AMAZING (and empty!)

Locals give you the inside scoop

Your plan to spend....

Spend? Uhhhh…nope.

I can spend a bit. It’s reasonable since I’ll be at it all day.

Is there a way I could barter for it? I make great clay pots!

How much is that in American money? Ya know what- I’ll just do it.

Whatever. I’m worth it.

Whatever the best gear costs

Your willingness to travel is...

If I can’t get there within a half hour by subway/car then forget it

The farther I go, the more alive I’ll feel

I don’t mind a bit of a journey. If it’s worth it, I’m game

It isn’t so much about the journey on the outside as it as about the journey on the inside

I want to go local but FEEL like I've gone around the world

I need to find the right experience. I'll seek that out wherever it takes me.

The people you want to meet at the Spa are...

Doing their own thing but keeping a respectful distance

Naked but not creepy

Not speaking my language

Groovy

I didn't come all this way to meet people

Awkwardly avoiding eye contact, just like me

You find yourself in a pool of water. That water should be...

Coming from the Earth

Well chlorinated

Only and inch deep, lots of salt, and with of bowl of potpourri and incense floating in it

Freezing- I’ve been in a sauna for the last half hour!

Far away from other people

The Soundtrack in the background is...

Ceremonial flute music

News station in a language that you can’t decipher

Enya or other calming background track

You’re pretty sure you’re alone, but somehow you hear triumphant horns?

The wind through the grass and a gently chirping bird

Primal drums, either real or in my head

My goal for my Spa day is to...

Have a buzz and a memory

Feel relaxed, reenergized, realigned, and ready to face another day of being awesome

Enjoy the freedom and beauty of nature in a way that feels amazing and promotes healing

Figure out what will kill me, and then ease up a bit

Speak to God (and have God speak back)

Push my body out of it’s comfort zone to promote optimum healing/wellness

By the end of this experience, I should smell like...

My choice of Lavender, eucalyptus, grapefruit, or lilac

Oak, birch, charcoal and Vodka

A volcano

Sweat and adrenaline

Glacier water

All the bad shadows have left my body and only the good remain (yes, that's a smell)

What kind of "Spa" Experience is right for you?

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