Which Member of The Long and Short of It Are You?

What is your height relative to the rest of the world?

Long

Short

Shorter (barely)

Voice part?

Soprano

Mezzo

Bass

Marital status?

I've had several husbands. None were mine.

My love is far away--here, let me sing you a heartfelt ballad about it.

Marriage, like debt, is a social construct.

Pick all you're interested in:

Best feature?

Legs

Bosom

Curls

Preferred style of hat?

Big and dramatic

Small and cute, like me!

Just flowers, please, I'm pretty enough

What do you do here?

My best

Whatever I want

Everything else

If you had to pick a completely different profession, what would it be?

Madame

Accountant

Professional Boxer

Pick an inspirational quote:

"Today's mood is the guy gleefully yelling "HIGHLIGHTS!" in The Reynolds Pamphlet."

"Barbie is a cosplayer."

"My dreams are the perfect size. It is my bosoms which have grown too large."