Are you cute, pretty, or hot?

How often do you dip your food in ranch?

Ew, who eats ranch?

There's a couple of foods I like ranch with

Fairly often I guess

ALL FOOD CAN BE DIPPED IN RANCH

Have you ever considered having your nipples pierced?

Yes

How often do you fart?

More than any guy

So much

Seriously, I fart all the time

It's a real problem, because they're disgusting

How frequently do you say "what's it to ya?"

Never

What's it to ya

Occasionally

No more than the average person

How many yards for a false start penalty in football?

15 yards

10 yards

5 yards

100 yards, automatic touchdown

Do you wear panties?

Every day

Pretty much always

Yeah, why wouldn't I?

They're a luxury I don't need

What's the first letter of the greek alphabet?

Allpha

Aplha

Alpha

Alpah

Have you ever been the star defensive player on a single A football team?

Yes

Would you consider yourself bisexual?

Yes

For sure

Without a doubt

"That waitress made me feel tingly down there" - Taylor Craft

Who is better with kids?

Sam

Taylor (But obvs. Sam)

How did you embarrass yourself at the Chinese Buffet in Alabama?

Made fun of the waitress when she was behind you

Pooped yourself

Burped so loud everyone looked at you

Your tampon fell out

Do you do weird stuff with your make up?

Nah

I like to try different colors of eye liner

One time I attached hundreds of googley eyes to my face

I try and do my make up like Beth :)

You look the best when you're eating...

Jello, because it falls out of your mouth

Chips, because you pull them out of your teeth

Chicken, because you get the ranch everywhere

McDonalds, because you always drool on yourself

Are you cute, pretty, or hot?

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