Are you cute, pretty, or hot?

How often do you dip your food in ranch?
Ew, who eats ranch?
There's a couple of foods I like ranch with
Fairly often I guess
ALL FOOD CAN BE DIPPED IN RANCH
Have you ever considered having your nipples pierced?
Yes
No
How often do you fart?
More than any guy
So much
Seriously, I fart all the time
It's a real problem, because they're disgusting
How frequently do you say "what's it to ya?"
Never
What's it to ya
Occasionally
No more than the average person
How many yards for a false start penalty in football?
15 yards
10 yards
5 yards
100 yards, automatic touchdown
Do you wear panties?
Every day
Pretty much always
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
They're a luxury I don't need
What's the first letter of the greek alphabet?
Allpha
Aplha
Alpha
Alpah
Have you ever been the star defensive player on a single A football team?
Yes
No
Would you consider yourself bisexual?
Yes
For sure
Without a doubt
"That waitress made me feel tingly down there" - Taylor Craft
What are you getting me for Christmas?
Who is better with kids?
Sam
Taylor (But obvs. Sam)
How did you embarrass yourself at the Chinese Buffet in Alabama?
Made fun of the waitress when she was behind you
Pooped yourself
Burped so loud everyone looked at you
Your tampon fell out
Do you do weird stuff with your make up?
Nah
I like to try different colors of eye liner
One time I attached hundreds of googley eyes to my face
I try and do my make up like Beth :)
Are you a butthead?
Yes
Yes
Did you like the record I got you? :)
You look the best when you're eating...
Jello, because it falls out of your mouth
Chips, because you pull them out of your teeth
Chicken, because you get the ranch everywhere
McDonalds, because you always drool on yourself
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